schwank

A word that can mean anything and can be used as an insult, pronoun, noun, verb, adverb, interjection, conjunction, adjective, etc. (including every other type of word in the english language)

I schwanked your cake, bleezatch

by jiggidy123456 April 2, 2009

Schwank

To Schwank is to Shit & Wank at the same time. It is a good time saving method prior to a night out.

I am just gonna have a Schwank and a shower before we head out

by Muzzy23 May 6, 2014

schnunk

To rub your head or cheek on someones upper body, for example the back or chest.

The guy schnunked me yesterday! I really thought like, I'm gonna schnunk him hard when I see him.

by RubortTheGreat February 15, 2008

schwank

the upper mid grade of marijuana bud that can be found for reasonable prices.

Man, the dank was too expensive, but the schwag looked like some poor grade marijuana, so i went with the schwank.

by Nate and Chris October 7, 2007

Schwink

Having your penis shrunk post-mortem for a conversation piece.

Did you hear about Bob? Yeah, he is going to get schwinked when he passes away.

by hutchdude April 3, 2017

schunk

A guy that thinks about penis all the time. He tries to hide his love for penis by accusing others of being gay.

Why is Andrew saying that the wolverines are gay?

He is a schunk and doesn’t want people to know he secretly wants dick.

by Susie Juggs June 25, 2019

schunk shank

The act of jabbing one with your gordy, unwashed hand or hands. This term applies to those who last name is Schunkie

"On my way to the club, I took a violent schunk shank in the ass from the town drunk."

by Grape Ape Face Rape July 10, 2010