Schwendtke

A fat old woman who had a baby by a stranger she met in a bar in her 50’s and the baby came out with special needs.

“Debbie is a Schwendtke and sent me a dm for making tard jokes on the internet and I don’t even know this bitch!”

by Djhellnaw August 27, 2019

Schoenberger

The best damn time you will ever have at any given time. When a Schoenberger is invovled, you are sure to get one of three things:
1) An orgasm
2) A Migrane
3) Some other third thing

An unstoppable force that comes at you like a WALL WITH LEGS.

Most likely more than you can handle

Person of high repute: My goodness, they are quite possibly the best!

Person listening and thusly commenting: Indeed! They are Schoenbergers!

by ZanderKaboose March 4, 2009

Schwenk

(n., v., adj.) The universal word for everything.

(n.) Wow, that schwenk is so cool!
(v.) Stop schwenking around!
(adj.) That movie was schwenking awesome!
(all) Get the schwenk off you schwenking schwenk-tard!

by Totally Awesome Super Cool Man December 15, 2008

schween

n. a dork, an idiot

Look at Hugh, he's such a schween!

by Ryan Elle May 9, 2010

Schwenkalicious

Girl with a fine ass booty- a play on fergalicious

DAMN that bitch is schwenkalicious

by Edl5054 September 26, 2009

Schoenbein

Last name of German origin. It loosely translated means pretty legs.

Christian Friedrich Schönbein - The inventor of the fuel cell, He also discovered gun cotton and ozone. Schoenbein

by Joshua Schoenbein October 29, 2008

Schwengeled

suffering from severe intoxication over a period of days often including school days; substance abuse often taking several days and within the threshold of many "medications"; this affliction often includes sexual explorations very frequently ending oddly and vaguely awkwardly on the famous roof.

Alex: dude he looks like crap
Tristan: yeah dude he's all Schwengeled up!

by khaledbasilahmadeleiwa October 26, 2011