shweebler

AKA flacid penis. Known as the shleeb when refering to ones own.

"Oh dude, I was so fucked up last night that I rubbed my shweebler raw trying to get hard enough to fuck that Columbian chick from accounting".

by Kevin M. Breunig August 21, 2007

the schweede

a flaming homosexual Jewish soap maker who enjoys taking male anal virginity with perfect landings inside the asshole

The Schweede has taken my anal virginity with his explosive ejaculate corkscrew penis on a tour of his pole vault perfect landings.

by anal expositions April 6, 2015

Schweebie

A total dork. The king of dorkdom. Extremely genuine but unimpressive in the bedroom. Typically has a PHD.

Girl 1: Is that guy coming to see you this weekend?
Girl 2: Remind me who he is.
Girl 1: Hes that aerospace engineer, he cant hold his liquor or get it up. Hes a total schweebie.

by Nashcupcake August 29, 2018

schneebles

(n) SHAUN

(v) to be kind

synonyms include: person that lights up everybody's life, legend, gentle giant

Have you seen schneebles today?

Nah man but I have been schneebles today.

by Iloveelderlypeople November 19, 2020

schmeeberiffic

Wonderfully endowed with beautiful breasts.
Boobies that are pointing out there, calling to you.
Terrific Schmeebs.

On the cellphone..."I am at Starbucks right now, and the girl sitting beside me is totally schmeeberiffic!"

(She has wonderful breasts.)

by darf narbler March 20, 2009

Schnerble

The small crumbs on the bottom of a chip and/or cracker bag that is smaller than the size of your thumb nail.

Here Jacey, do you want the schnerbles from the bottom of the Lays potato chip bag?

by schnerblemack July 1, 2018

Schwabble

N Too much teeth during fallacio or the damage afterwords

That girl gave me too much schwabble

by Mike October 29, 2003