shrimppoboy

The biggest douchebag on the planet that has no life so he has to memorize everyone elses to feel human.

o.... and sometimes his penis shrinks up inside of his body so chicks mistake him for a woman...

kthanksbye

shrimppoboy is a ficticious character on many message boards trying to provide some sort of purpose to his life..

shrimppoboy by bguguen destroyer February 4, 2010

Shrimpos 

A disease when a person will
A. texting emojis to much

B. texting the same emoji to much

If u have symptoms please stop texting and only use words for 5 mins

Person 1 “ 🍤🍤🍤🍤🍤🍤🍤🍤🍤”
Person 2 “bro you got shrimpos stop”

Shrimpos by Faradactile October 15, 2017

schrimpson 

the bumhole of a baby yak.

that baby yak has a massive schrimpson!

J: god! did you see the schrimpson on that yak
D: NO no i did not see the schrimpson on that yak
J: well you lose.

schrimpson by babyyak May 9, 2011

schmimpossible 

For use when the word 'impossible' doesn't begin cover the nonsense factor of the impossibility of something.

Hitler and Castro were members of The BabySitters Club? That's schmimpossible!!

schmimpossible by Ruth86 June 20, 2011

Shrimpo 

A king shrimp that wants to evade earth and take over the planet

I'm gonne defeat that shrimpo man!

Shrimpo by Shrimpo November 16, 2018

jeremy schrimpf 

One who over compensates for their lack of love as a child or one who is unsure of their sexuality.

One who has sex with married women so no commitment can be obtained.

Poor Timmy was Jeremy schrimpfed so committed he himself to seek mental help.

jeremy schrimpf by 1 4/\/\ 7|-|3 0|\|3 September 22, 2011

shrimpolo 

A guy who lives in Arizona and plays with his dick and cries

Man what a shrimpolo

shrimpolo by 0101fuckoff May 8, 2018