Public Schooling

The process of replacing an empty mind with a closed one.

I attend Public Schooling. Your opinion has no merit.

by A.Chase February 24, 2008

Online schooling

Horrible idea, doesn't work well.

If teachers don't know how to use computers, then don't freaking do online schooling!

by Superguy57 April 26, 2020

Schmooling

Schmooling is an alternate word for “playing”; to tease or joke with someone.

Aleks- “Connor, you’re so stupid!”
Connor- “Hey, why would you say that?”
Aleks- “It’s okay, I’m just schmooling!”

by thealeks March 8, 2019

schmooving

when you move elegantly in a mario maker level on walkies

Guy 1: Woah he's so good at mario
Guy 13: hes schmooving!

Simpleflips: YOU ALL SUCK DICK

by cannedbredo January 8, 2021

Old Schooling it

To use paper currency instead of a credit or debit card

"I lost my credit card, so I have been old schooling it all weekend."

"The restaurant doesn't take credit cards, so we are gonna have to old school it for dinner."

by Naptown85 March 31, 2010

Schmooling

Alternate word for “playing”; to tease or joke with someone.

“Aleks called me ugly but I know she’s just schmooling”

by anapkeyclub March 8, 2019

schtooping

The act of sexual intercourse - usually in a hap-hazard way, in secret, and without regard for anything much past the act itself. The connotation implies an a possibly dirty act purely for pleasure, possibly rushed, or done behind closed doors.

George wasn't at the golf course like he said he was but rather was schtooping his neighbor's wife.

by Geoge Miller June 22, 2006