schnilzer

Another name for a water bong.

Adam and Chris passed the Schnilzer, until they were both really ripped.

by ahh schnilly! July 26, 2008

Rob Schneider

The greatest Jewish comedian alive? Uh, quite possibly! Not... Uh derp!

"Heh-heh, Rob Schneider was an animal. Then he was a woman. And now, Rob Schneider is -- A STAPLER! And he's about to find out -- that being a stapler -- is harder than it looks! Rob Schneider is -- THE STAPLER! Rated PG-13."

"Heh-heh, Rob Schneider is a Wall Street executive, with everything going for him. Only problem is -- he's about to become -- A CARROT! It's 24-carrot comedy! Rob Schneider is -- A CARROT! Rated PG-13."

"Heh-heh, Rob Schneider, derp dee derp! Derp dee derpittee derpee derp! Until one day, a derpa derpa durba derp! Derp dee derp, -- da teetley tum! From the creators of -- DER -- and -- TUM TA TITTALY TUM TERPA DERP, Rob Schneider is -- DA DERP DEE DERP DA TEETLEY DERPEE DERPEE DUMB. Rated PG-13."

by Franklin Delano Roosevelt December 29, 2004

Christoph Schneider

An absolute sex-beast drummer who is a member of the German band Rammstein.

Oh yes, Christoph Schneider that sexy motherfucker in the German band Rammstein

by Christoph_doom_schneider_ November 9, 2019

Dan Schneider Laugh Track

An annoying laugh that happens when stuff isn’t funny.

Olivia: This fish sure smells fishy!

Audience: *Dan Schneider Laugh Track*

by milkdrops March 15, 2021

Rob Schneider

Starred in movies such as "Der" and "Tum-Ta-Tittly Tum-Ta-Too", most recently starring in "Da Derp De Derp De Tittly Derp De Der De Dum"

Rob Schneider WAS an animal, then, he was a hot chick, now, he's a stapler!

by Zeebo the Barber November 3, 2006

Papa John Schnigger

THE founder of Papa John's world-famous pizza franchise.

Papa John Schnigger got in trouble for saying the "N-word" so we had to boycott using his products.

by M3NTaL33 July 14, 2018

rob schneider

a man who makes stupid movies about him turning into something. examples include:

- a woman

- an animal

- a carrot

- a stapler

- kenny

I woke up one morning and for some reason had turned into a velociraptor. I pulled a rob schneider

my rob schneider ran out of staples so i had to fold the edge on my essay

by dr. janus July 3, 2011