schnittfest

when something is firm to cut with a knife, you can call it schnittfest. The word comes out of the german language and is most popular when mentioned at conferences that are in countries like india.
When you get ill and have some serious diarrhea. Choose proper medication and you'll get schnittfest.

schnittfest in two hours.
Everything schnittfest?

by malagant April 14, 2009

Schnattered

In reference to Papa John AKA John Schnatter, not having had his day of reckoning to this day.
Synonym to get rekt

Man this fella just kicked my ass in the bar, I got schnattered in there

by Schlongorghini April 29, 2021

Schlarties

A term used to describe a really poggy poggers cool group of people.

Sam: "hey did you see those schlarties? I wish I could be hang out with them."
Darrell: "omg those schlarties look so cool! Hey why don't we be schlarties, we're pretty cool."
Sam: "Omg! Darrell you're right! We should start calling ourselves schlarties."

by anonymous May 6, 2021

schnutsies

The state of being thin

Jim is such a schnutsies

by @JimIsThin February 16, 2018

Schmitties

Big Melons. Big Jugs. Big Mamas.

DAMMMMMMMM! She got dem SCHMITTIES! Let me JIGGLE dem SCHMITTIES real quick!

by goatminam January 28, 2021

Schnatter

The act of soiling one's self after consuming low quality chain store pizza.

Philip: "Oh no, I ate Papa John's, and now I have the bubble guts!"
Gwendolyn: "Fuck, Philip! Don't Schnatter yourself in my Elantra!"

by Bittah Cupcakes March 8, 2021

schwatiest

The version with the biggest amount of schwa vowels in a word or sentence.

Person 1: I am going to go to the store
Person 2: Dude, stop it, make it the schwatiest
Person 1: Ok... Immana go to the store

by PCubiles August 24, 2021