schmatty

A way of deciding on something with 2 or more people. Out of one or more choices each person eliminates, or "schmatties", the option they like the least until you are left with one option that is the least worst.

verb: schmatty
formal / fully name: latty schmatty

etomology: named for Chris Latty who is indecisive

Let's schmatty between pizza, burgers, and sushi. Diedre, schmatty one.

by polishbroadcast July 16, 2020

Dirty Schmitty

When you get so Schmitfaced and you're wasted and ready to fuck but you pass out with your dick in your hand and ramen noodles in the microwave.

He got drunk as fuck again and pulled another Dirty Schmitty

by TrollToll66 June 25, 2019

schmitty

Noun(n.)- a name to call someone who has been owned, insulted, or publicly humiliated; a term for someone who thinks they're cool when they're really a tool;

(var.) shlumpshlack schmiity- a schmitty who is also an old, wrinkly person.

Somebody comes to a Halloween party dressed as the CEO of a multi-national corporation. That person is a schmitty for dressing as a CEO to a freaking Halloween party.

by jolly midgets inc. October 28, 2011

Schmitty

That guy that usually shows up at a party with a couple of six packs in his hands, probably wearing gym shorts, a t shirt, and his hat backwards. He is the epitome of cool and everyone usually shouts his name when he walks into a place.

random party goer- "Who is at the door?"
Man kicks open the door holding a six pack in each hand
Crowd- "Schmitty!!!!!"

by schmitty15 August 29, 2010

schmuttkis

the ultimate comeback, uttered under ones breath/or yelled out extremely loudly.

someone has just deeply insulted you so... you simply just mutter or yell which ever makes you feel better... "SCHMUTTKIS!!!!"

by sarah and jill November 8, 2005

schmitty werbenmenjensen

He is #1 and has an amazing hat that makes mr krabs wet

That's schmitty Werbenmenjensen's hat he was #1

by Purple pineapple November 13, 2013

Schmitty

Schmitty is always there for us. He is careful and cares about our feelings. Schmitty always makes us compete for him and has us rubbed around his pipi.

Schmitty makes us feel important and warm, like a bagel in the oven. His voice is soothing and masculine. We really love Schmitty :)

Let's play Jackbox, Schmitty

by sovietgoblin November 3, 2020