schmuffle

to alernatly smush and/or ruffle another's hair with hands, usually in a side to side motion.

this word comes from combining the two words "smush" and "ruffle" while slurring the beginning a bit.

"Oh, that guy is so fuzzy. I just want to go up to him, schmuffle his hair, and say, "Will you marry me?"

by J gleason July 25, 2008

schnuffle waufel

1. A faux German teddy bear.

2. A sexual position involving a bear and a waffle.

3. A bear hug that involves scrotal nudging and tipping.

4. A big hairy penis that looks like a bear's head.

"Hey baby, did you get that thing I wanted?"
"Oh, the Schnuffle Waufel?"
"It's cute and snug and fits just right!"

by stankyfangers96 June 1, 2021

Shuffled

To be burned without prior notice.

After Charlie mentioned Elliot's job, Elliot immediately shuffled him into silence.

by tommybabe December 13, 2008

Schnufflegloggen

a universal filler for any outburst of frustration

Mr. Carlile stubs his toe and immediately yells, "Schnufflegloggen!".

by Fleaman93 December 14, 2010

schmaffle

a waffle and smore combine. a waffle with chocolate and marshmellows roasted in the oven. created by bits and griffs.

"heyy were coming over tonight, make some schmaffles!!"

by ndependentcutie September 4, 2006

schnuffle bunnie

what two lovers say at the end of a phone call.

i wuv you schnuffle bunnie

by SCHNUFFLEBUNNIE-x October 30, 2009

smuffled

One of those words that comes out when you're trying to say another and is a mixture of the two.
It's a mixture of smothered, muffled, and stifled. (there are probably other combo's too)

I felt so smuffled when my parents wouldn't allow me to IM for a week and I didn't know the latest gossip.

by forget_me_not April 4, 2005