Schmerfect

A better word than perfect

Your actually Schmerfect shxyy

by FxckRyaan December 12, 2013

schmorg

To feast heavily, derived from the noun "smorgasbord" (pronounced schmorgisbord) which refers to a large platter of food. I.e to schmorg, schmorgging

"Dude I am about to schmorg so hard."

by AverageJoe330 March 27, 2015

schmoff

To go out with somebody at a party, but without staying with him/her for a long time. May be a synonym of fucking.

Last night I've schmoffed Chritina

by fraktal August 29, 2008

Schmurf

Schmurf = Smurf +Schmuck.

A really adorable, cute little person (as in Smurf) who does hilariously silly (and sometimes annoying) things at times (as in Schmuck).

(Person's name) is the CUTEST SCHMURF the way she tries to do a fast power walk on her cute little Smurf legs, but does a delightfully funny wiggle instead; it then becomes EVEN MORE HILARIOUS when she tries to drink water while walking fast and does a really Schmucky thing like pour the water down her nose by accident

by Weirdodude February 13, 2013

Poopy Schmorgüin

A word that you call someone when they are being very annoying or irritating. Adjective.

“Stop annoying me Sam, you’re being a poopy schmorgüin.”

by Therealwords123 December 29, 2020

schmorge

when u r in the shower and u r usin one of those scrub things and u scrub off a layer of ur skin. the dead skin comes off and u can make it into different shapes

yesterday, my schmorge clogged up the drain so bad that i had to toilet plunger it.

dude! get ur schmorge off the shower walls!

by deshawn williams May 11, 2009

The Schmorgusboard Argument

When a woman, over time keeps inside a large amount of small things/events that her partner does that make her angry. One day ultimately climaxed by one single thing/event where the woman unloads all her anger and everything she has saved up, upon her partner thus throwing a schmorgusboard of arguments at them.
*NOTE: This argument is undefendable. When recognized, is usually supressed by the phrase, Yes dear!

Your wife/girlfriend hates the way you drive to far to on side of the road and hate how you leave the toilet seat up and how you will not wash silverware. she holds those pet peeves in until on day you go out with your friends and saty out an hour past the time you said you would be home. when you walk in the door, she unleash a vortex of anger, in the form of The Schmorgusboard Argument by which she gets mad at you for not only staying out bt also they everything else that has been making angry.

by Lyncoln March 21, 2009