Schieman

To suck on one's penis

Damn, josh schiemaned me so hard last night

by penislover696969 November 2, 2009

Schlieman Schnot

When you're in a swimming pool etc. and you snot a water boogie. Pleasant.

A pool in zante...
Person 1 : "ohww you've got a little schlieman schnot"

by H&S October 10, 2008

Von Schmeganhausen

An alcoholic beverage, especially one mixed from hard liquor of Dutch or German origin. JagerMaester is the penultimate Von Schmeganhausen.

"Let me have one more Von Schmeganhausen and then we'll hit the road. Byes!"

by PolyMacEnt October 3, 2007

Schmiterate

1.(n) A person who is quite illiterate or has frequent brain farts.

"OMG YOU'LL NEVER GUESS WHAT JUST HAPPEND!"
"WHAT??"
"There was this...this...damn i forgot."
"You're such a schmiterate."

by xxcrossmyheartxx October 24, 2007

SchmIan

A person who possesses a head in comparable size to Andre the Giant, or several bowling balls put together. Said person may or may/not have a larger body or frame (particularly in height), but the size of his head is so large, it its like the head of a blow-pop on a small stick.

" Damn, did you see how big that guys head is? "

" Yeah, that dude us a SchmIan. "

or

" Hey, this hat doesn't fit. Can I get a bigger size? "

" No. We don't have hats for SchmIans " .

by BodySlamsAllDay April 29, 2013

schmeganella

The bacteria that causes schmeg to form.

Wow, your twat is a schmeganella factory!

by bigmuskie July 5, 2014

schmira

schmira is the kind of person, you will always have fun with. Even if your in a bad mood and don't want to talk to anyone, schmira will make you feel good again. Schmira is caring and really loves her freinds. She is natrual and usually doesn't wear any make-up. She has such a hilarious laugh, that you will be totally infected by her, even though she isn't so funny. Schmira loves animals. Especially cats.

a: wow i'm in a really bad mood right now.. what should i do?
b: well calm yourself down first and then talk to schmira:)

by leileio July 8, 2017