schmedium

A combination of a size small and medium worn by someone who should have a minimum of a large

Jason was working on a camaro and wanted to look tough so he wore a schmedium

by benzino909 March 24, 2010

Schmedium

When your body is clearly one size bigger than shirt or pants you are wearing

Steve was wearing his schmedium LB shirt again .... it’s time for a 3x.

by Ohyeahr May 7, 2018

Schmads

Pads, but with a "schm"

The goalie decided to whip up some new schmads

by Lweso0123 November 14, 2020

schmidson

a person who is generally friendly and peaceful, preferring a calm and relaxed environment. Being nice and quiet can be admirable qualities that can help you build positive relationships with others, as well as maintain a sense of inner calm and tranquility.

"Schmidson is a nice and quiet person who always greets others with a smile."

by #405mRs March 14, 2023

schmedium

a size inbetween small and medium.

look at that sissy lookin ass wearing a schmedium.
or
wow, that guy in the pink schmedium shirt looks like a wuss.

by kungfuzombie June 27, 2011

Schmedium

Any item of clothing that is to small for the individual to wear.

Llyod loves wearing that schmedium jacket that looks like a halter top on him.

by Carnage517 December 9, 2008

Schmedium

A guy who thrives off of wearing a t-shirt that is just a tad too small with great pride. This shirt is often displaying "Affliction" these days and his hair is styled in a faux-hawk. He is also is often 32 trying desperately to look 23.

This place is packed with schmediums who care more about their hair care than I do!

by Caroline Cardine October 8, 2008