1 definition by Caroline Cardine

A guy who thrives off of wearing a t-shirt that is just a tad too small with great pride. This shirt is often displaying "Affliction" these days and his hair is styled in a faux-hawk. He is also is often 32 trying desperately to look 23.
This place is packed with schmediums who care more about their hair care than I do!
by Caroline Cardine August 14, 2008
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