jared schmeck

“Jared Schmeck" is the yellow discharge from the top of a penis infected with an STD.

I fucked this skank at a DMB concert and now I have this smelly Jared Schmeck on my dick.

by EverybodyPanic December 27, 2021

30 sec schmeck

When a girl gives you a hand job in a movie for only thirty seconds only allowing half an erection to be achieved.

Justin: How was that date at the movies last night?

Billy: Well I had a 30 sec schmeck

Justin: Wow it was that bad?

Billy: Yea

Schmuck”; “Idiot”; “Distasteful”; “Inappropriate”; Deplorable”

That Schmeck stole money from kid’s with cancer.

by Brandon Rocks December 26, 2021

verb - to embarrass yourself publicly so thoroughly that you feel the need to lie about what you did, then delete all social media pages.

My principal really schmecked up when he commented in the front office about wanting to nail a 9th grader, not realizing the PA system was on.

by Angie O'Plaisty December 28, 2021

by underock January 29, 2024