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schmacked

"yo, last night was crazy! matt was so schmacked, him and eric started goin at it!
by qwertygirl03 October 17, 2008
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Schmacked

When you are overly high or drunk. This can be from several things ranging from nicotine to weed to lean to alcohol. To know if you are schmacked look yourself in a mirror and see if you can stand still. If this objective is failed then your SCHMACKED.
Mike Hunt : yo dawg I was schmacked asf last night.
Barry McKoginer : Damn i was scmacked on tuesday.
by whiteguy420 December 24, 2018
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schmackin

1) very good. intact.*

2) extremely tasty food substance.*

*word often stretched to add effect of how good something is.
1) Girl 1-"Yo, did you see that outfit? That jawn was schmackin!"
Girl 2-"Schmaaaackin!"

2) "I had a milkshake at Hollywood diner... That shit was schmaaaaaaackin!"
by Carson January 22, 2004
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Schlecker

Stealing a girl at a party/gathering that some one else called dibs on.
John totally pulled a Schlecker on me at the party last night.
by D U February 3, 2010
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schmackel

Schmackel is the sound that Smegma makes during sex!
When your knocking the back out of it and you hear Schmackel - schmackel - schmackel - schmackel, your hearing smegma in action ;)
by n7v.net August 28, 2008
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Schmankerl-boobie

The act of a young woman exposing her breats at a fine place of eating; also for the amusement of the young male company.
Dude, did she just show us some Schmankerl-boobie?
by BiggityBask December 30, 2007
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Schmucker

When a girl is giving head to an uncircumcised cock and she gets a mouthful of schmeg from under the foreskin causing her to pucker up and cringe. But the trooper that she is, completes the job to one glorious nut.
I guess I should of cleaned my foreskin last night before Rachel sucked me off. She got schmuckered.
by Eaton Holgoode March 22, 2017
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