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Schloom

1)A term of greeting, used in small informal groups of friends: usually associated with randomness.

2. Term used when bored to start some randomness, lighten the mood, or change the subject
1. Bob (spots Jay): Schloom
Jay: oh hey whats up Bob

2. Joe: god this sucks
Dave:yeah i know
Jim: Schloom
Dave: wtf..lol
Joe: haha
by D-Nog February 20, 2009
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schloomp

1) The mating call of the legendary sex plunger
*schloomp*....*schloomp*..........*schlooooomp*
by ::Odd:: May 30, 2005
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Schloom

The noise a tree makes when taking in carbon dioxide from the atmosphere
“ did u hear the Schloom that tree made, the air seems more fresh already!”
by EllieH14 November 23, 2018
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Schloom

The noise your sweaty hands make on the gym mat
Bloody Hell Lottie, I’ve worked hard tonight. Did u hear the schloom I made?! “
by EllieH14 June 10, 2019
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Schloofendonger

When two furries have sex with squirrels (furry Whores)
Look at those 2 repulsive Schloofendongers over there.
by I_Have_An_Extremely_Large_PP September 17, 2019
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Schloofer

Pronounced: sh/ˈlüf/ ˈfər

Your long lost childhood best pal. Someone that you calls Betty and when they call you they call you Al. Someone that you'd die for but you also have an animalistic urge to rip out their throat and beat them with a chair made of poison ivy. The highest term of enderment. Can also be used as an insult- but only by your schloofer. ( Not to be confused with Klufoor. ) Derives from the word schmulloofer.
Schloofer 1: Goodmorning Schloofer :)

Schloofer 2: quack.
by Dr. Sauve September 23, 2020
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schloofle

amy's word for a wierd person
!eva is a schloofle.
by jebas October 13, 2004
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