schlitz

A state of uncontrolable bowel movements often after particpating in a long athletic event

My ass was so dirty, I had the shlitz for three days after that damn marathon!

by Aaron L January 29, 2005

schlitz

To breath and spit.

The retarded kid schlitzed all over me when he was speaking.

by Jake March 29, 2003

Schlitz

A slur for protestants. Typically white-European protestants. Unlike 'Cracker' this word is actually considered offensive and has been a catalyst for many fist fights.

There is no known tie to 'schlitz' brewing company although the connection is unfortunate.

"I heard Jake went to a Creed concert. What a schlitz."

by Landshark30 May 13, 2015

Schlitz

v. to figuratively or literally defecate or otherwise cover an opponent in waste.

Damn, John schlitzed all over Steve in ping pong yesterday!

by John from Larryville March 25, 2008

schlitz shits

The disgusting shit you get the morning after drinking a lot of cheap beer. It can be identified by the way it comes out all soft and mushy. It may feel like diarrhea but it usually appears like normal shit. Also, you'll need a couple hundred feet of toilet paper.

Whoever had the schlitz shits in the second floor bathroom needs to plunge the toilet NOW.

by Phil Cornholes May 14, 2008

schlitz-faced

One who is shit-faced on cheap booze, such as Schlitz beer.

The girl at Snake and Jake's was so schlitz-faced that she fell off her barstool without provocation.

by Anomaly July 8, 2005

Schlitz Bull Ice

Schlitz Bull ICE is a highly drinkable, inexpensive (around 2 bucks a 40, or 32 oz if you live in Fl.) High Gravity malt liquor. With a slick taste of hops and a higher- than- average alcohol content, it is usually found at stores which sell multiple malt liquors...and Winn Dixie. At 8.2% ABV it packs a decent punch and is a better choice than the popular Steel Reserve, just because of the more desireable flavor. The taste is hoppy and full of malt, with a decent hint of alcohol on the exhale. Smooth finishing, but not so great as a warm beverage. This is a heavy malt liquor with an enjoyable flavor. It is available in 16oz cans, 16oz. 4-packs, quarts, and 40's.

Schlitz Bull Ice

by ONEBadREDNECK July 7, 2009