schlitz

(n) a fine affordable beverage, not found at dinner parties, will get you trashed for $3

yo homes, pass the schlitz

by kno'it al September 12, 2003

schlitzed

To get wasted (drunk, or pissed if you're from England).

I don't know how I woke up in a rubbish bin, I must have been totally schlitzed last night.

by Chris August 29, 2003

schlitz

the drunkest you can get for $3.

let's see. i can get a mickey of vodka, or 5 litres of schlitz...i gotta take the schlitz!

by Drama_King January 27, 2009

schlitz

v. schlitz, schlitzed, schlitz·ing
(sh'litz)

1. The act of consuming a beer -- (more specifically a cheap one)-- through one's anus to maximize drunken impairment.
2. The use of any type of apparatus to allow beer/alcohol to easily enter ones butthole in lieu of consuming said alcohol orally.

Craig: Dude, we only got one beer left, and two of us.
Jon: Schlitz?
Craig: Schlitz.

Brian: Oh man, what happened last night? . . . my ass is on fire.
Ernie: First off, I don't know you... second, sounds like you manned-up and schlizted.

Mike: Where is everyone? Well, I guess it's time to start solo-schlitzing again.

by jkiller October 24, 2008

The schlitz

When you wake up after a night of heavy drinking and your bowel movements are both urgent and diarrhea. Can last beyond your first movement.

I woke up this morning with The schlitz because I drank a whole 24 pack,

by DrDeadAche September 06, 2017

schlitz

A state of uncontrolable bowel movements often after particpating in a long athletic event

My ass was so dirty, I had the shlitz for three days after that damn marathon!

by Aaron L January 30, 2005

schlitz

To breath and spit.

The retarded kid schlitzed all over me when he was speaking.

by Jake March 30, 2003