Schlang

1. A way of life.
2. Whatever the mood is at any moment.
3. Goofing around or hanging out.

Hey boys are y’all down to schlang later.

by A Schlangin Boi May 31, 2018

Schlang

To be well endowed and proud of it. Sometimes bothersome.

They don’t complain when they find out I’m schlanging. Just ask your friend. She know.

by Jefries December 19, 2020

schlang face

This word has German roots. "Schlange" means snake. So literally translated this would mean "snake face" but in the United States this word is used in the sense of penis face, dick face, cock face, and the like. This word is widely used in the Bay Area, especially to decaying hippies who hang around Haight St.

This schlang face was trying to hit on me, can you believe it?

by meowiekittie February 12, 2012

schlang dump

Sex move used when you deficate in or around the partners belly botton.

You ready for the best schlang dump of your life baby

by Captain pussy slayer April 18, 2015

Schlang’in

Having a massive cock

Damn he’s schlang’in

by NotaDomesticTerroist December 17, 2022

Poon-Schlang

A bad or stale form of poon tang. slang for bad pussy.

1) mate, I saw you sneak home with some filthy poon-schlang last night.

2) If you keep poon tang lying around too long.... there's a good chance it will turn to poon schlang!

by The Iron Commie Chef March 8, 2009

Schlong control

The ability of a man to maintain an erection during sex and to ejaculate exactly when he decides.

A lady always appreciates a considerate lover who has excellent schlong control.

by Chad Apollo May 30, 2018