When something is schlang, it represents itself because it is what it is. No advertising, no pushing, no selling, no looking for it. It just does what it says on the tin. It's there because it can be. Doesn't need to be sold: it sells itself because it is just there. Schlang.
I'm Schlang. Nobody notices me and nobody passes me by. They see me and know that I'm here because I am. I'm Schlang.
by hEll July 12, 2004
Get the schlangmug. v. 1. to have sex with someone in a manner involving a mental or intellectual sort of connection, or have sex with someone in a slow, caring and yet fiercely forceful manner
by demitria monde thraam January 26, 2004
Get the schlangmug. 1) mate, I saw you sneak home with some filthy poon-schlang last night.
2) If you keep poon tang lying around too long.... there's a good chance it will turn to poon schlang!
2) If you keep poon tang lying around too long.... there's a good chance it will turn to poon schlang!
by The Iron Commie Chef March 8, 2009
Get the Poon-Schlangmug. This word has German roots. "Schlange" means snake. So literally translated this would mean "snake face" but in the United States this word is used in the sense of penis face, dick face, cock face, and the like. This word is widely used in the Bay Area, especially to decaying hippies who hang around Haight St.
by meowiekittie February 12, 2012
Get the schlang facemug. by awesumelyawesume123 December 14, 2010
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Get the Schlangmug.