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German slang for penis. Colloquially, adj for male exhibiting characteristics of erectile tissue.
Sorority girls go for the rich schlang every time.
schlang by Word Jockey May 23, 2006
v. To throw or fling something without care or order.

v. To freely dangle (esp. in reference to male genitalia unencumbered by underwear)
1) What should I do with the pillow you asked me to move?

I don't care, just schlang it over there.

2) Guess what I'm doing right now.

What?

Letting it hang loose.

You're letting it schlang? Gross.
Schlang by Mythrandir August 2, 2011
basically anything you want it to mean, most commonly:

a. the act of getting laid

b. to totally own something

c. you sexy bitch
a. you totally got shlanged last night
b. wow you shlang at guitar hero
c. you schlang.
Schlang by sexy savvy November 9, 2009
When something is schlang, it represents itself because it is what it is. No advertising, no pushing, no selling, no looking for it. It just does what it says on the tin. It's there because it can be. Doesn't need to be sold: it sells itself because it is just there. Schlang.
I'm Schlang. Nobody notices me and nobody passes me by. They see me and know that I'm here because I am. I'm Schlang.
schlang by hEll July 12, 2004
v. 1. to have sex with someone in a manner involving a mental or intellectual sort of connection, or have sex with someone in a slow, caring and yet fiercely forceful manner
She dreams of schlanging him: his textuality is so right up her alley she can feel it glide there.
schlang by demitria monde thraam January 26, 2004
Boy, did you just schlang?

If you schlanging we ain't bangin
Schlang by Gassylady23 May 7, 2017