Heilige Scheisse

Holy Shit

When I recognized my best friend's hypocrisy, the only thing I could say was Heilige Scheisse

by MeHRaN The HellioN October 23, 2008

schussed

To be sh*t out of luck in the middle of nowhere, without any friends, clothes, or money.

Man, we went to bar last night and I got so drunk that I was schussed in the ghetto.

by A. Pastel August 26, 2007

Scheisse

The German word for "shit".

In this context, "scheisse" is used to describe a negative or unfortunate experience that warrants a one-line response but does not warrant hard swearing.

"Scheisse" is commonly used in an environment where English is the main language and swearing would be inappropriate e.g. around a younger audience.

Person 1: "Hey, good news is I found the problem. Bad news is I can't fix it."
Person 2: "Scheisse."

by Metvor April 11, 2023

German Scheisse Video

A pornographic film featuring the actors defecating or playing with human excrement. Not unlike the infamous '2 girls 1 cup' video, although this would be the most extreme form.

Adult stores are quite common in Germany, these are the DVDs in a solid black case with only writing on them, no photos.

This is the correct German spelling.

I picked up a German Scheisse Video in Frankfurt!

by keger26 December 18, 2011

scheisse

Properly written Scheiße.

German for 'shit' and like in English, is a vulgarity. It can be used as an exclamation and a synonym for feces.

The verb 'To shit (deficate)' is Scheißen.

The soft E on the end is often dropped in common conversation or in times of emergancy but is seldom used by English speaking people and they may assume you're mispronouncing it.

Treten nicht in die scheisse! (Don't step in the shit!)

Ich muss scheissen, entschudigung. (I have to shit, excuse me.)

Scheiss! Es ist defekt. (Shit! It's busted.)

by Bluehawk December 31, 2005

schlussy

A person who uses their work email for intimate reasons. This definition applies best if the individual in contact happens to be a subordinate.

He got fired for being a Schlussy and got exposed by the board.

by ireallysuckatlol January 15, 2022

Scheissenbedaurn

Scheissenbedaurn is the vague sense of disappointment that something thought to be really bad or in awful taste turns out to be not as bad as expected. (From the German, meaning literally: "shit-regret")

I left concerts by the Dixie Chicks and by Britney Spears with a vague sense of scheissenbedaurn. They merely mildly sucked, but neither was the world-class suckfest I longed for. The same thing cannot be said about the enormity that is a Barbra Streisand concert.

by Duckbutt October 27, 2006