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LOOK AT THE SCALLOPS

A reference made in Episode 14 of Gayle, the Youtube series that is finna the best thing you will ever hear.
"You're gonna see sea horses, and sand dollars. You thought this was a regular shower towel? Look at the fun designs. LOOK AT THE SCALLOPS"
by twerksp00n December 9, 2012
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scalloped neck

Neck of a guitar; Where the neck has been scalloped.
Usually found on Lutes. When the fret has been scalloped (grooved) from one fret wire to the other (through the whole neck).
Yngwie Malmsteen popularized this spec with his Signature Fender Start. The neck it self can cost up to $900.
If taken to a local shop can be done for around $300 on a stock neck.
Richie Blackmore also had a similar guitar.

It does not allow you to play faster (in fact its harder to play, and get used to) Although bending and vibratto is performed better. Once one learns to play well on a scalloped neck, a regular neck will be easier to play than before.
guitar player: "Dude i scalloped the neck of my guitar"
guitar teacher: "Wholy motherfucker! That is the coolest thing ever! Let me see it... OMG!"

-scalloped neck
by smellofpenicillin September 21, 2005
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erm... what the scallop

cringey and an attempt at saying "what the fuck" in a family friendly way. often used with a ;-; emoticon to maximize cringeyness
person 1: i just ate a shoe
person 2: erm... what the scallop ;-;
by ilovesakura September 6, 2023
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slapping the scallop

I showed her my fast fingers, which made her wetter than an otter's pocket. She then started slapping the scallop out of herself
by Blazing_keys January 18, 2020
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reverse scallop

When your girlfriend reaches from behind you and cups your balls
Cooking dinner tonight my lady gave me the ol’ reverse scallop.
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Schloop

I turned around for one second and she schlooped my credit card right off the table!
by megan the vegan July 8, 2017
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schloopy

Schloopy is best characterized as the insertion of a sock in a womans vagina, followed by the insertion of the penis into the sock, providing more friction and a ready made cum rag. Derived from the sock puppet on Malcolm in the Middle. Can also be used in the anus, but it is much more painful.
Parker likes to use a schloopy.
by Anonymous April 6, 2003
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