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SheDouche

The feminine version of the fratty douchebag guy. Often seen wearing leggings with riding boots and sunglasses larger than her head. Most frequently seen carrying an over-sized designer bag in the crook of her elbow. Has greater number pics of self in the same pose on Facebook than she has friends. Often has ginormous nonfat beverages and pinkberry.
Minnie has become a total SheDouche! She won't even be seen in my Honda.
by Xderloin May 24, 2011
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Subadouche

A man (sometimes bearded) who drives a Subaru and wears all outdoor gear with no intension of ever doing any outdoor activities. This Subadouche can be easily spotted disturbing the flow of traffic and driving under the speed limit for optimal gas mileage.
Great! I'm stuck behind another Subadouche with an opinionated bumper sticker and kayaks on the roof with the tags still on them.

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Can someone get this Subadouche off the road!
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skudouche

A form of birth control, deriving from the art of cunnilingus, and inspired by the ancient Indian tradition of sucking snake venom from a wound. Skudouching is when one person sucks ejaculate from the vaginal cavity in hopes of preventing pregnancy. This method has been proven to be approximately 3% effective.
Sorry, I didn't pull out in time, so I guess its your lucky day, i'll skudouche you.
by OG Skudoucher May 26, 2008
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Scadooch

A first car for a young lad that has been bought by their parents. Most commonly used for an old Cadillac.
Donnie’s got gas in the scadooch, he’s picking us up at 8:00 pm.
by Scadooch July 14, 2020
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squadouche

Squadouche means zero, zip, nada, nothing, perhaps even less than nothing.
"So I've been out on 5 dates with this chick, I figured I would've gotten laid by now. I haven't even gotten a kiss yet. I got the big squadouche with this girl!
by Big Cali December 10, 2006
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Spadouche

The act of washing a vagina by use of a jacuzzi jet, faucet, shower head, hose, or other streaming water source. Spadouching for pleasure is typically discovered in one's own bathtub, but is not uncommonly practiced at a spa or hot spring. Results may vary with angle, pressure, and water temperature.

Other common forms of the word.
Spadouché, the past tense of the verb to spadouche
spadouching, adjective

Spadouche, not to be confused with spa douche, which means a chauvinistic male that does anything he pleases in the spa including, talking obnoxiously, peeing in pools, staring at women with a perverted smile and sunglasses on.
Last week Katie caught her mother, Barbara, using her watergun to spadouche her sandy twat.
by itchmyass February 5, 2017
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Subadouche

A young boy (usually between the ages of 17 and 22) that wears a flat billed sideways hat, skinny jeans, and racing tshirts. Looks exactly like his girlfriend but with short hair and bangs that he flips out of his eyes. Usually has a least two stupid piercings somewhere on his face.
Places racing stickers all over his car he paid to sound like a broken lawn mower. Puts racks on the top but no has ever seen him put anything on those racks. Has never actually been to a track, but thinks he's a professional race car driver when weaves in and out traffic like a wanna be bad ass. Parks however and wherever he wants because he thinks he's cool.
I was cursing my neighbor for mowing their lawn so early, but then I realized it was just their Subadouche son leaving for school.
by Urdummaf88 June 26, 2018
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