A Sewanee Dog (canus lupus dumpiarus) is a species commonly found at Sewanee: The University of the South, a small liberal arts university in Tennesse. Oddly enough, the species is entirely female. Although this species is specific to Sewanee, it probably exists at other affluent, southern universities under a different nomenclature.
The Sewanee Dog is typically spotted in the Fall and Winter months wearing designer jeans, a Northface fleece and uggs. Other variations may include leggings -- often almost see-through -- with a flanel shirt or the addition of a Barbour jacket. Sewanee Dogs sporting tightly fitting sweatpants and a prep-school hoody have been spotted, but are less common.
The Sewanee Dogs are especially fond of cigarettes, and will spend hours on end at the library just so they can take cig breaks. In fact, the average Sewanee Dog spends more time smoking than they do studying, but see no irony in complaining about how much work they have. They also enjoy boasting about the number of "all nighters" they have pulled in a week, and don't see any flaw in this study habit.
They seem unaware of their sexually repulsive nature and see nothing wrong with reaking of Parliament Lights and sporting a hacking cough.
Their diet consists mostly of Adderall and Red Bull, but can be suplimented by greasy pub food and diet coke.
The Sewanee Dog is typically spotted in the Fall and Winter months wearing designer jeans, a Northface fleece and uggs. Other variations may include leggings -- often almost see-through -- with a flanel shirt or the addition of a Barbour jacket. Sewanee Dogs sporting tightly fitting sweatpants and a prep-school hoody have been spotted, but are less common.
The Sewanee Dogs are especially fond of cigarettes, and will spend hours on end at the library just so they can take cig breaks. In fact, the average Sewanee Dog spends more time smoking than they do studying, but see no irony in complaining about how much work they have. They also enjoy boasting about the number of "all nighters" they have pulled in a week, and don't see any flaw in this study habit.
They seem unaware of their sexually repulsive nature and see nothing wrong with reaking of Parliament Lights and sporting a hacking cough.
Their diet consists mostly of Adderall and Red Bull, but can be suplimented by greasy pub food and diet coke.
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The Bubble. Its a northeast suburb of Atlanta, GA bordering the Chattahoochee River and the 85 Freeway and is known for fancy houses, cars, and fancy people. Suwanee is known as a safe-haven for people that don't want to subject their children to the horrors of Gwinnett County. The people go like this: Plastic women sporting Range Rovers and Juicy Couture Tracksuits with Starbucks permanently grasped to their perfectly manicured hands, egotistical men who all are in a midlife crisis, so they run out and spend all of their money to make themselves look "rich". The kids are spoiled, Lax Bros are very common and snobby girls look to get into trouble by having sex and stealing. The whole town has a serious drug and alcohol issue among teens because of the lack of anything to do, rather than spend money. Teens first cars are usually Mercedes, BMW or Audi. They will NEVER be caught seen in anything less. There are 3 high schools. Collins Hill, Peachtree Ridge, and North Gwinnett. They all basically rival each other that splits the town into three sections that hate each other. The city also has a major smog issue. The days in summer are usually code red air-quality as the blistering sun makes all of our cars fumes into airborne noxious gas. Suwanee was rated as the top 10 places to live in the US by Money Magazine in 2009. It's a nice city with tons of parks and nice homes. If you can afford it, I would say its great. Welcome to hell!
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Guy 1: Mississippi State.
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Guy 1: Mississippi State.
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