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Sardineized

Sardineized: The act of being picked into something or into some place, or into some situations so tight that you feel as if you are packed into that area so tight, you feel like you are packed in this tight place as if you were packed inside a can full of Sardines (A "Sardine" is the common name used to refer to various small, oily fish within the herring family, normally packaged tight into a small confining can when prepared and ready to eat), Thus; you have gotten the feeling of being “Sardineized”.
Example: Billy bob, " I am so packed into this Tuxedos that it is so tight and their are so many people in this sheep barn at this wedding reception of Becky Lue’s, that I am simply becoming Sardineized. I can't take it any more, this starched pink lacey shirt makes me feel so gay, and I even had to use deodorant to come to Becky Lue's party. I have got to get out of here. I just need to get out of this monkey suit, get me some beers, and go fish'n.
by Billy BullSchitter October 8, 2016
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douchebag sardinecan

A BMW full of douchebags; typically (but not limited to) a convertible BMW with at least one extra douchebag crammed into the undersized backseat. Sometimes this vehicle may be blasting some sort of house music and those inside may be dressed for a nightclub during daylight hours for some reason. Despite the fact that there are at least three other people capable of sending that text message, the driver is usually texting while driving.
Holy crap, that BMW just flew past us going 90km (56 miles) an hour in a school zone. That driver didn't even look up from his phone at that stop sign.

What a douchebag!

There were four people in that douchebag sardinecan.
by ndfnico November 13, 2011
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sardinepeen

One who's penis is small and insignificant, and causes no pleasure.
That boy I tapped last night was a total sardinepeen.
by K.Chaos January 27, 2009
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border sardine

1. Border Sardine - Term used to describe any illegal immigrant crossing the border to U.S. from Mexico, usually in cramped vehicles.
"Damn man I was at Filly B's last night, that place was full of border sardines!"

"I heard the Border Patrol caught another load of border sardines downtown last night."
by Skeevy Weave May 19, 2008
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sardine can

Colloquial term for a small fishing boat.
I bought a Lund for $5,000 last week to go bass fishing on lake Kalamaka. Great price even though it's just a simple, bare boned, sardine can, with not a lot of passenger accommodation. Your ass will hurt after 5 minutes of resting on the wooden bench.
by sillybritches May 24, 2014
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sardine style

A group sex act of four or more people performed in a double bed or smaller.
Me and Chad took those girls from kappa pi back to the dorm and hit it sardine style.
by Parrot57 March 19, 2019
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Sardine Club

When you and your friend fuck two different girls in the same room, at the same time. It's all business, no bullshit. You go in piss drunk with two absolute sluts (preferably from a different college) and each horny couple gets on a bed. They all have sweaty loud sex and create a cloud of musty badussy that resembles the smell of cracking open a smelly sardine can. Finally, you pass out naked knowing you might have seen your homies cock and balls. Extra credit is awarded if one of the guys is not your roommate and just obliterated your roommates' sheets with genital fluids. Only a real ass boss is a member of the sardine club.
All the bitches at GW want to be a part of the sardine club.
by EthanYoung69 November 2, 2021
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