Sanchezed the TP

The act of unrolling the toilet paper part way, then wiping a shit-laden finger on the tissue, then carefully re-rolling it. The future victim encounters a shitty piece of tissue, much to their horror and disgust.

Oh, gross! Some dirty bastard Sanchezed the TP and I got it on me when I was done taking a shit!

by The Pirate of Pissants December 24, 2013

Sanchezed

Being fired for being a complete idiot in public.

Hey, did you hear Rick Sanchez got fired from CNN?

Yeah, he totally got Sanchezed.

by SanchezedByCNN October 2, 2010

Sanchezectomy

Like a mastectomy, appendecictomy, or vasectomy, only instead of removing a breast, appendix, or section of vas deferens, 125 lbs. of Latin hotness is removed from your life.

I lost my appetite for days after my Sanchezectomy.

by Woodrow! January 5, 2009

Sanchazed

To wipe your middle finger from your gouch (taint) to your buttcrack, and then smear it onto the unsuspecting loved (victim) one beside you.

I'm sorry, but you just got sanchazed. BITCH.

by RealOGS February 17, 2019