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Swaddling

When two lovers fall asleep or cuddle whilst one is penetrating the other. No thrusting is involved.

Originates from the Yahoo Answers question featured on My Brother My Brother and Me (9-12-2011).
It is impossible to perform swaddling for more than 30 seconds. If you can, you might be with the wrong gender or person.
by Stocky Gentleman September 12, 2011
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SWAYD

So Who Ask You Dat; mostly used at St.Andrews International School in Nassau, Bahamas. Mostly used when someone states something random in a conversation or they are totally off topic.
Person A: Softball practice was so boring.

Person B: I went fishing last weekend.

Person A: SWAYD!!
by Cody~ September 25, 2010
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Swaydar

Detection principles or means of detection relating to one's abilities to observe the drunkenness of a particular individual or group. Typically helpful for individuals hoping to save their drunken friends from making mistakes, or helpful to bouncers in selecting individuals to keep an eye on.
"Dude, did you know Bill would be drunk enough to hook up with Sara tonight? She's got that jacked boyfriend who'd fuck him up so bad"

No man, I knew he was drinking pretty hard and everything, but my swaydar definitely didn't pick up that he'd fucked up enough to something that dumbassed and risk getting his shit fucked up"
by Bryaaaan June 2, 2009
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Swadian Battle Feast

When the King of Swadia calls all of his vassals and lords to a feast, where he then calls them all to join in his military campaign. Vassals and Lords generally ignore the call to arms when far away, hence why the Battle Feast Strategy is very useful.
King Harlaus sat on his throne, besiegers outside his gates, he needed an army, quickly. He called his servant, and had him send a message to everyone in his realm, a feast would be taking place at his castle. His plan was flawless, he liked his Swadian Battle Feast, he never lost with it.
by RedAssassin53 June 18, 2014
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Swaddling

A sex act when the man puts his penis into the woman's vagina and then they simply fall asleep for the remainder of the night.
Popularized by Griffin Mcelroy from MyBrotherMyBrotherAndMe
"I had the strangest dream, then I remembered Griffin and I were swaddling last night."
by GriffinMcelroyLover September 13, 2011
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Skyade Blu

An amazing person which deserves all love in the world. Used to describe a specific perfect person.
"Are you Skyade Blu?"
"No, why?"
"Because you are perfect!"
by FurFuck December 1, 2020
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Swaddle

And act of cuddling in which the gentleman's phallic device is inserted into the respective hole of his companion and then they proceed to go to sleep.
"Yo me and my girl just swaddled last night. Best sleep I've ever had"
by TheSlickPatriot September 16, 2020
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