Swampdonkey

an extreamly discusting person

Jamal: Wow, look at that swampdonkey

Dante: Ew! fuckin donks.

Jamal: Yeah, wouldn't touch her with a 15 foot pole..

by Tha Buizness. August 24, 2009

Swampdonkey

Descriptive for less than average looking bird when out on the pull.

Oh Dear look at the state of her! She's a right "Swampdonkey"

by Ian Thomas October 9, 2003

swampdonkey

someone who is seriously ugly and needs urgent plastic surgery if dey r gonna gat anywhere in life without people sayin "urrgh u r a minger/swampdonkey"

Sienna is a swampdonkey and chesseburger is one too.

by SAZNGRACE July 19, 2006

Swampdonkey

Typically means you have done the swampdonkey skateboard trick flawlessly. Often the person doing it is a very handsome man named Mike. If you have achieved this spectacular trick you will be crowned Swampdonkey!!

Whoa! That trick is impossible...its the Swampdonkey

by huggandkiss February 3, 2010

swampdonkey

noun: a male member that has not been properly cleaned thus is profusely sweaty and carries a potent odor, similar to a dirty gym sock full of baby batter.

Dude i had Mary suck my swampdonkey last night after we finished running.

by B&G July 13, 2007

SwampDonkey

Someone who sucks at Basketball

Robby is a SwampDonkey

by JackTheMack April 11, 2006

swampdonkey

A nice ass or a ugly person

Look at the swampdonkey on her!!!!

Damn hes a swampdonkey ass looking fool.

by zitiy May 4, 2014