A Jehovah's Stiffness is a completely unwanted erection that appears at the worst of all times and once it appears, it absolutely refuses to go away for a VERY long time.
In reference to a Jehovah's Witness
In reference to a Jehovah's Witness
For example getting a Jehovah's Stiffness on the bus or train just before your stop and you have to stand up and walk away but you know you can't is really annoying
by Stu Marble December 23, 2007
Get the Jehovah's Stiffness mug.by Guy Reynolds September 5, 2006
Get the morning stiffness mug.Related Words
STICFN
• sticknabb
• STICKNEY
• stickneydods
• stickng
• Stiffness
• Stiffness scale
• Stiffney
• stiffnicity
• morning stiffness
by the cock gobbler's brother July 19, 2010
Get the STICKNEY mug.
Get the Down with the stiffness mug.A term Generally used for an usual way of kissing.
Basically a movement so unseen to the human eye it's unbareable to watch.
Basically a movement so unseen to the human eye it's unbareable to watch.
Take your Right Ear and Touch your Right Shoulder and keep your head like that for the entire kiss without moving, you just then performed a STIFFNECK!
how was his kiss? omg i just been StiffNecked!
how was his kiss? omg i just been StiffNecked!
by Rob December 18, 2004
Get the StiffNeck mug.In Halo, when you stick some one either a plasma grenade or a spiker. You must yell "Sticknabb" and procede to teabag the poor S.O.B.
The name comes from a popular African-American phrase "VickNabb."
The name comes from a popular African-American phrase "VickNabb."
Shane: Come on Wes, let's pwn these noobs.
Mike: Hey Caleb, watch this.
Mike thorws a Plasma right in
l1coolshane's grill.
Shane: Oh Shit, Wes watch out.
Wes: I like wolves
Halo Voice: Double Kill
Mike: STICKNABB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Caleb: Wow Mike, you have way more facial hair then me and you pwn so hard.
Shane and Wes: Mike your the coolest kid ever.
Mike: Hey Caleb, watch this.
Mike thorws a Plasma right in
l1coolshane's grill.
Shane: Oh Shit, Wes watch out.
Wes: I like wolves
Halo Voice: Double Kill
Mike: STICKNABB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Caleb: Wow Mike, you have way more facial hair then me and you pwn so hard.
Shane and Wes: Mike your the coolest kid ever.
by WEStern Zurbrugg February 24, 2008
Get the sticknabb mug.(verb) unintentionally have your neck muscles tense up and/or freeze when in the presence of someone attractive, often to the point where it is obtrusive and creeps out the other person
Chris and Nadir were having a fun, loud conversation on the rooftop bar. As two hot women walked by, they both stiffnecked and went quiet, causing the women to give them strange looks and move on.
by welcometothejungle2009 August 31, 2017
Get the stiffneck mug.