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Jehovah's Stiffness

A Jehovah's Stiffness is a completely unwanted erection that appears at the worst of all times and once it appears, it absolutely refuses to go away for a VERY long time.

In reference to a Jehovah's Witness
For example getting a Jehovah's Stiffness on the bus or train just before your stop and you have to stand up and walk away but you know you can't is really annoying
by Stu Marble December 23, 2007
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morning stiffness

Today I woke up with morning stiffness.
by Guy Reynolds September 5, 2006
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STICKNEY

The lord of all that is gay. This man walks to the beat of "It's raining men"
Oh look a gaybar, there is probably a lot of "stickney" in there.
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Down with the stiffness

"That hobo is down with the stiffness."
by ChanceD February 17, 2021
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StiffNeck

A term Generally used for an usual way of kissing.

Basically a movement so unseen to the human eye it's unbareable to watch.
Take your Right Ear and Touch your Right Shoulder and keep your head like that for the entire kiss without moving, you just then performed a STIFFNECK!

how was his kiss? omg i just been StiffNecked!
by Rob December 18, 2004
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sticknabb

In Halo, when you stick some one either a plasma grenade or a spiker. You must yell "Sticknabb" and procede to teabag the poor S.O.B.

The name comes from a popular African-American phrase "VickNabb."
Shane: Come on Wes, let's pwn these noobs.

Mike: Hey Caleb, watch this.

Mike thorws a Plasma right in
l1coolshane's grill.

Shane: Oh Shit, Wes watch out.

Wes: I like wolves

Halo Voice: Double Kill

Mike: STICKNABB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Caleb: Wow Mike, you have way more facial hair then me and you pwn so hard.

Shane and Wes: Mike your the coolest kid ever.
by WEStern Zurbrugg February 24, 2008
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stiffneck

(verb) unintentionally have your neck muscles tense up and/or freeze when in the presence of someone attractive, often to the point where it is obtrusive and creeps out the other person
Chris and Nadir were having a fun, loud conversation on the rooftop bar. As two hot women walked by, they both stiffnecked and went quiet, causing the women to give them strange looks and move on.
by welcometothejungle2009 August 31, 2017
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