A boring town full of prude, mainly unattractive girls. Unlike nearby towns such as Hunter and Oneonta, most girls resemble the nearby farm animals as oppose to hot, curvy, sexually-generous females. Parties, for the most part, suck which is to be expected in a town of 2,000 people. In short, living in Stamford, New York is like being on the recieving end of the gagging wolf.
Mike:"Hey you want to go to Stamford I heard there is a party there."
Jerry:"Nah man I think I will just stay home and rub my nuts with a cheese grater."
Jerry:"Nah man I think I will just stay home and rub my nuts with a cheese grater."
by Brownie the Great August 26, 2008
A noun to describe one who judges with extreme bias. One who sees god's judgement inferior. This is due to the poser-inhabited town of Stamford, Connecticut. You can usually find a Stamford at Stamford High School, one of the many failing schools in Connecticut. Many people have noticed that trends in other states seem to start in Connecticut three years after their popularity. The biggest influence on the creation of a Stamford is the reality TV show, Jersey Shore. A Stamford can usually be seen sagging cheap skinny jeans and wearing fake polos and snapbacks hats. Many Stamfords cannot survive alone, for they are weak and unintelligent. That is why a Stamford is almost always seen in small groups consisting of 3-6 other Stamfords. Common belief is that there is always an alpha male or female in these groups. It is quite easy to spot one because the underlings always seem to cling to him/her.
NOTE: Stamfords have no knowledge of any actual trends or memes.
NOTE: Stamfords have no knowledge of any actual trends or memes.
John: "Hey James, whats up?"
James: "Not much...wtf r u wearing?"
John: "Oh these? I spent mad cash on these clothes, $800!"
James: "O rly? I bet that $2 pricetag cost $2 then, huh?
John: "...umm yeah...hehe..."
James: "You're such a Stamford"
John: "What's that?"
James: *facepalm*
James: "Not much...wtf r u wearing?"
John: "Oh these? I spent mad cash on these clothes, $800!"
James: "O rly? I bet that $2 pricetag cost $2 then, huh?
John: "...umm yeah...hehe..."
James: "You're such a Stamford"
John: "What's that?"
James: *facepalm*
by 4chanisgreaterthantumblr January 19, 2012
Good ol' Stamford
Need a break from the 99% white towns like new canaan and greenwitch then go chill in downtown stamford. but since the fairly small city with very low crime rate is half urban and half suburban you can always drive to north stamford to see the big houses and forrest that lines the roads. Stamford has a good night life Great resturants and w/ new clubs like the thirsty turtle along with 24 hour diners you never have to go home. We have a decent mall and amazing target. Public schools do suck but we produce some badass baskeball and basketball players. Overall its a great diverse city in fairfield county
Need a break from the 99% white towns like new canaan and greenwitch then go chill in downtown stamford. but since the fairly small city with very low crime rate is half urban and half suburban you can always drive to north stamford to see the big houses and forrest that lines the roads. Stamford has a good night life Great resturants and w/ new clubs like the thirsty turtle along with 24 hour diners you never have to go home. We have a decent mall and amazing target. Public schools do suck but we produce some badass baskeball and basketball players. Overall its a great diverse city in fairfield county
Someone gets the crap beat out of them friday night outside the downtown mcdonalds
At the same time the preppy kids are in north stamford getting drunk and the badass ones are hitting mailboxes with their baseball bats that they will also use the next day to hit homeruns
At the same time the preppy kids are in north stamford getting drunk and the badass ones are hitting mailboxes with their baseball bats that they will also use the next day to hit homeruns
by stamford22 April 22, 2005
I love how people bash Stamford,CT for being a "ghetto" and having lots of diversity. I wonder how Stamford compares to Greenwich when it comes down to kids being raised by nannies because their mothers are to busy getting drunk at Greenwich Country Club. I don't think to much of that goes on in Stamford because unfortunately for us, there is no country club, DARNIT! Yea, our public schools are rough, but we make it through, and we're better people for it. Greenwich HIgh is a joke! The same goes for Darien High, New Canaan High, and all those other surrounding towns who love to "Stamford and Norwalk Bash" because we have some diviersity. Atleast we're not narrow minded rich kids with nothing better to do then sit around, get drunk, and buy some cocaine with our allowance that Dad gave us on Sunday after church.
Stamford,CT Kid #1 "Lets drive down Greenwich Avenue and laugh at all the losers standing outside Starbucks."
Stamford, CT Kid #2 "Sounds like a plan."
Stamford, CT Kid #2 "Sounds like a plan."
by Torri September 27, 2005
The region in Stamford above the Merritt Parkway. Usually people from North Stamford go to Westhill, King, Fairfield Prep, and occasionally boarding school. North Stamford can be equated to Shippan, yet it is in the woods instead of on the water. The upside is that there are many places to blaze that are not hotboy, unlike Shippan. The downside is that you have to drive everywhere, and driving to parties sucks. Neighbors are also narcs, so you have to be careful when you have parties.
Is there anything goin on tonight in North Stamford?
Yea someones having a party on mayapple
Damn, that shits too far away.
Yea lets just blaze instead
Yea someones having a party on mayapple
Damn, that shits too far away.
Yea lets just blaze instead
by mcblazed July 23, 2010
Stamford is overrated. Yeah, low crime and all, but there's no affordable housing for sale, traffic is horrendous, Metro-North fees keep going up, public school kids are stupid, downtown is a concrete jungle... I do love the beaches - you can sit down on the sand, close your eyes and listen to the Hondurans playing their Spanish music. Almost feels like you're in the Caribbean. Then take a swim, read a book and start the journey home, still smelling the salt air as you cruise down Shippan Avenue. Man, you was wrong. Stamford's the shit! You've got the mall, the library, the new Target and low crime! And diversity! And the library has a Starbucks. I'm sold.
Q: "So, where are you from?"
A: "I'm from Stamford."
Q: "So what's it like living in California?"
A: "No you fucknut. I said Stamford, not University of Beijing at Palo Alto."
Q: "I don't get it."
A: "I'm from Stamford."
Q: "So what's it like living in California?"
A: "No you fucknut. I said Stamford, not University of Beijing at Palo Alto."
Q: "I don't get it."
by Nutmegger April 02, 2005
the best city in connecticut. the place where you shouldnt tell us that your from greenwich. The place with your clubs and mall are at. Get some good food for actually decent prices here. But im tellin you now money lovers....this place isnt covered in gold
i was in Stamford, CT last night hangin out wit my friends havin a great time at the mall and the clubs
by russenator December 09, 2010