slav squat

Refers to the squatting position often done by Russians and other slavic people while loitering/waiting outside.

I saw a Russian in a slav squat while smoking a cigarette.

by dEX August 22, 2012

Slav Squat

Squatting with heels on ground in a tracksuit while eating semechki and drinking vodka. Legend has it that if u do this long enough u will activate the third eye of the Slav

Me and Boris had a Slav Squat session outside semechki factory

by Sidewinderxxx May 2, 2018

fob squad

Group of good for nothing teens in Houston, TX composed of HTX Paul, HTX Shiv, HTX Jason, HTX Yatin, and a bunch of other niggas who are irrelevant. These niggas act like straight fucking fobs and act like they run the city of Houston when the only thing that they should be running is the desk at their motel. These dudes also feel need to post their entire lives on snapchat and just act cringe asf but I must admit that they do stay eating good. Someone needs to go to Htown and go check these fools.

I was at the club the other night when fob squad was there and those niggas ordered $2K in bottle service and then just dipped and we got stuck with the bill, if we run into those niggas again, we'll beat their ass.

by SomTingWongWitPussy April 16, 2020

Broad squad

When two females are teamed up together at work, usually in the context of emergency services such as on a ambulance.

That unit is a broad squad today.

by the code 3 club November 23, 2010

Geek Squad

Professionals who work out of Best Buy store; they'll fix your computer in~store or come to your home to fix it.

Dangit, my computer has a virus; now I need to call the Geek Squad to fix it! I know they'll do a good job. They're very knowledgeable.

by Starchylde May 21, 2016

Fail Squad

A group or organization of people who have proven time and time again that the only thing that can be expected of them, is failure.

Tony Hayward, CEO of BP, is said to have been the leader of the worlds first Fail Squad.

In May of 2010 the worlds first, real, fail squad presented itself in the form of BP. The energy company responsible for making our home "Earth" bleed out crude oil into our oceans at the rate of thousands, to hundreds of thousands of gallons per day.

by Marcosthemexican May 21, 2010

squat cobbler

An act (frequently sexual in nature) that isn't illegal but is so embarrassing that one will go to great lengths (even lying to the police) to keep it a secret. The term originated on the TV series "Better Call Saul" in reference to a specific sexual act, but may be used to describe any action that's considered embarrassing.

Detective 1: So, fully clothed Mr. Wormald by himself doing what?
Detective 2: Yeah, come on, man. What?
Jimmy McGill: sighs Squat cobbler.
Detective 1: What's a s-squat cobbler?
Jimmy McGill: Squat cobbler. You know what squat cobbler is.
Detective 1: No, I don't... I don't know what a squat cobbler is.
Detective 2: No, me neither. What is it?
Jimmy McGill: What? And you two guys are cops? Hoboken Squat Cobbler. Full Moon Moon Pie. Boston Crème Splat. Seriously? Simple Simon the Ass Man. Dutch Apple Ass. Guys, am I not speaking English here?
Detective 1: What the hell is a squat cobbler?!
Jimmy McGill: It's when a man sits in pie! He sits in a pie! And he... he wiggles around. Maybe it's like Hellman's Mayonnaise. It has a different name west of the Rockies. I don't know. But, uh, technically, he does a crybaby squat, so there's tears, which makes it more specialized. Not all pie sitters cry. But I'm gonna tell you something: This guy? He's a regular Julianne Moore once he gets the waterworks cranked up.
Detective 2: Pies? What? Like apple?
Jimmy McGill: Guys, I'm not the filmmaker here, all right? Banana cream. I... uh, peach. Oh, and there... And there is a costume involved.
Detective 1: (snorts) You've got to be shittin' us.
Jimmy McGill: Yeah, like I would make this up. Hey, the world is a rich tapestry, my friends. But trust me on this. You don't want to see it.

by Logan Hawkes July 2, 2016