Springsteen split

The tendency of the balls of a jersey rocker to fall on either side of the zipper of his acid wash jeans. Named for {The Boss} Bruce Springsteen, who often wears faded denim that's too tight in the crotch

That Bon Jovi fan was sportin' the Springsteen split.

by djslut October 1, 2005

Springsteen Day Adventist

Members of the cult that follows Bruce Springsteen (they bypassed being mere fans (read: having a trace of rational thought) long ago) who think anything BROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOCE does is genius and without fault.

"'Springsteen did 'I Wanna Be Sedated' and improved on that crap group The Ramones' original,' the Springsteen Day Adventist informed me."

"The Springsteen Day Adventist balled his fists at me and said, 'Shut up! He may live in a gated house, but Springsteen is still a man of the people!'"

"'Your gay,' typed the Springsteen Day Adventist to a negative comment about The Boss posted on YouTube, demonstrating that not even adhering to proper spelling got in the way of his devotion to BROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOCE."

by Ass "T. Rex" DeGaul February 27, 2014

Springsteen'd

Going just a little farther than you should, to the point of it being awkward.

When everyone was heckling the new guy, Michael totally Springsteen'd it when he made fun of his gimp.

by Joe Egbert February 1, 2009

Bruce Springsteen

Quite possibly one of the greatest songwriters of all time who also happens to be a sublime showman that performs 3-4 hour long concerts as a senior citizen! A terrific musician overall.

Not to mention, he seems like a very kind & down to earth man that I had the pleasure of running into a few years ago!

Bruce Springsteen isn't called The Boss for nothing!

by Soul_Driver October 4, 2019

juice springsteen

(n.) An individual that has been transformed from an ordinary blue collar citizen usually through the help of Powerthirst™, or Powerthirst™ Rocket Edition.

But what about me and my blue collar?
Juice Springsteen!

by ok ok June 10, 2008

Bruce Springsteen

The company that produces his music clearly has a lot of time on it's hands.

Bruce Springsteen has like 40 greatest hits collections.

by Tikibarberfan July 22, 2010

Bruce Springsteen

1. A great artist who writes and sings some of the best music the world has ever known.
2. Also, has a second career as a self loathing limosine liberal who has an amazing track record for backing losing candidates.

Kerry: "Oh shit! We got the Springsteen endorsement...talk about the kiss of death!"

KerryAide: "Don't worry sir...I'll get him on the phone and see if I can get him to back Bush"

Springsteen's Answering Machine: "..yeah..this is Bruce..what the fuck do YOU want..I can't come to the phone right now...I'm to busy hating myself...leave a fucking message"
Beeeeppp.

by Streamwalker October 14, 2004