1. Masturbating in such a way that you inadvertantly hurt yourself.
2. Being caught masturbating in a very odd way that looks like you are a spastic.
2. Being caught masturbating in a very odd way that looks like you are a spastic.
by Ramz January 10, 2007
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When a person recieves anal, gives head, and gives 2 handjobs at the same time. If you can picture in your head the head and arm movements, you'll understand why it was given the name Spastic Eagle.
by Eskibear October 26, 2003
Get the Spastic Eagle mug.A move performed during a sexual encounter where you vomit in the female's butthole and she diahrreas on your new jacket.
I like when I get wasted because it's a good opportunity for my girlfriend to drop me a good splasty
by Fart McBitch September 20, 2009
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They're just plain retards.
If you find one, give them a nice slap across the head!
They're just plain retards.
If you find one, give them a nice slap across the head!
Dad: "OI CUNT DO THE DISHES"
You: " Fuckin' relax you spastic head"
Dad: *bashes the shit outta you*
You: " Fuckin' relax you spastic head"
Dad: *bashes the shit outta you*
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Get the spast mug.The escalating sound produced by a large group of tweens. At first, the sound is a light chatter. Then it grows in intensity and the frequency changes to a squeal. Eventually the incoherent ramblings of these little pricks drowns out all ambient background sound until you get a massive migraine.
After my buddies and I walked out of the movie theater we noticed a large group of tweens waiting around for mommy and daddy to come in their BMWs & Lexus to pick them up. Their tween spastics were so deafening that we started to bleed from our ears.
by Baltimore Beatdown October 24, 2007
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