SMS

short man syndrome

hes 5'6 as a result of that he hates life. He has the SMS.

by Helloooo11 May 22, 2015

SMS

Swap Meet Swag- when someone you know has no swag and cant get high quality Clothes and or Shoes

Yo your shoes raggedy and torn up you have that SMS

by @thtsquintedguy September 3, 2012

SMS

Saturday Morning Special

When you wake up in the morning with your girlfriend/boyfriend and lick their face.

Vanessa: EW, why did you lick my face?
Zach: you needed your SMS today

by dietpepsiwildcherry October 20, 2010

SMS

S.M.S

(Send My Shooters)

SMS tripple x that's the only time a nigga shoot below the neck

(Drake lyrics from UPSET)

by Bhaddie Ri June 19, 2018

SMS

Acronym for Shrugging my shoulders.

Friend: "How's life going?"
Response: Sms. Life is going alright.

by ManilaTugBoat01 November 18, 2014

SMS

SMS means San Mateo Sureños it’s a gang that started in the 90’s. Their rivals are the West Madeo Nortez. One of the most active gangs in San Mateo, after the East Side Shoreview Crips and West Madeo Nortez.

“It’s SMS gang out here foo”
“Don’t mess up with the SMS gang”

by MexicanoPride September 25, 2019

SMS

Sharpen Minstrel Shooting

Where oneself sharpens a minstrel (a popular British chocolate) and inserts it down ones urethra and fires it out when they cum.

"I got so bored last night that i decided to try SMS"

by Lazarus Squatpump January 19, 2017