Smash your face drunk

When you get so drunk that you wake up with a smashed face, unaware of the fact that you may have got beaten up, but in reality while puking out of a cab you fell over and smashed your face on the pavement.

Lets get the level riiiiight below smash your face drunk!

by PartyRockCrew March 2, 2011

smash your back door in

A term used to describe the act of anal sex, popularised by Keith Lemon.

(courtesy of Keith Lemon),

'I want to smash your back door in and spunk on your tits'.

by sphilli2004 March 2, 2011

smash your box

a phrase used in the southern eastern region of Victoria. Smash your box's closest translation is pulvarising someones vaginal region with deep penetrating pelvic thrusts.

oi teegan im gonna smash your box

by Cyril Rioli May 3, 2008

Smash your back doors in

To bang someones back passage with either a penis , cucumber or rolling pin!

Hmmm Smash your back doors in - Do we really need an example?? I have pictures if that would be more useful?

by Steffithebackdoorsmasher June 18, 2011

October 18th: National Smash Your Crush Day

Smash your crush day

"I have waited for October 18th: National Smash Your Crush Day, for a long time to smash my crush"

by Yessirbootybandit October 17, 2019

Smash your pasty

The act of penetrating the deep vaginal muscles, to the extent of pain.

I'm gona smash your pasty

by LSCC October 15, 2008

smash your panties

Coitus between a male and female when the female is still wearing her panties, and they must be pulled aside for the man's penis to penetrate the vagina.

"Meet me in the back of the library, I'm gonna smash your panties" or "Man, you wouldn't believe it, but I smashed that chick's panties last night" or "I want to fuck you right now bitch. Don't worry about taking your panties off, I'm going to smash them"

by rockin713b March 29, 2009