Scenario 1
You: Your sister gave me a SMAC when I walked in on her in the shower.
Friend: Good, your an idiot. Hopefully it was with her ring hand.
You: No dude, a Subsequent Mentally Abhorrent Condition. That bitch has salami tits.
Scenario 2
You: Man, your new girlfriend gave me a SMAC when I saw her on the beach yesterday. What do you feed that woman?
Friend: Yeah dude, shes like a big fluffy teddy bear, but shes got a good heart.
You: There is no way anyone could have enough personality to make up for that. But hey, whatever floats your boat man.
Friend: Thick chicks need dick too breh.
You: Your sister gave me a SMAC when I walked in on her in the shower.
Friend: Good, your an idiot. Hopefully it was with her ring hand.
You: No dude, a Subsequent Mentally Abhorrent Condition. That bitch has salami tits.
Scenario 2
You: Man, your new girlfriend gave me a SMAC when I saw her on the beach yesterday. What do you feed that woman?
Friend: Yeah dude, shes like a big fluffy teddy bear, but shes got a good heart.
You: There is no way anyone could have enough personality to make up for that. But hey, whatever floats your boat man.
Friend: Thick chicks need dick too breh.
by Zantarus March 16, 2014