Sifting through the Matthew's Fridge

A misinterpretation of the lyrics from my generation, by Limp Bizkit. Can be used in many ways. The choice is yours.

*my generation plays in background* Andy: Did he just say Sifting through the Matthew's Fridge
Kyle: no what's the fuck is wrong with you the actual lyrics are take 'em to the Matthews Bridge, what would that even mean?

Andy I don't know it can mean many things.

by evilscruffy2 September 11, 2021

Sifting Shaft

To sift a shaft is when a female gently strokes a mans rahter large and monstrous cock, she then begins to create more and more friction in an attempt to catch that sun of a bitches dick on fire. Then he blows a huge load of hot steamy cum all over her face he then grabs her book bag and sifts through her paper work with cum dripping off his large throbbing cock!!!!!

Sifting shaft is something drew will never have to deal with cause he deoesnt have one.

by CarneGrandeSandwhich January 10, 2009

Sifting Through The Trash

A website which combs through each piece of rancid trash on the internet in hopes of finding some treasure and then authors a well-researched article about it. Also known as dumpster-diving. The site tagline is "Doing the Dirty Work So You Don't Have To..."

When She Wants Revenge broke up: I went to all of the usual websites but the only one that had an actual story about it was Sifting Through The Trash

by cleeti March 25, 2014

tard sifting

The act of sifting out tards in you're life.

I'm tard sifting today to downgrade the amount of stupid people in my life.

Tard sifting sift retard

by Beksastar May 11, 2016

Sitting bitch

Sitting in the middle seat in the back of a car. Usually the unpopular persons spot, or the spot of the person who doesn't call shotgun or a window seat

James is the loser so he got stuck sitting bitch
As soon as the car was in sight everyone called shotgun or window seat so i got stuck sitting bitch

by shlubster March 3, 2014

Shifting logs

The act where two people go anus to anus and then one of the participants has a bowel movement into the anus of the other participant. The second participant receives the fecal matter anally and then pushes it back into the anus of the original fecal matter owner.

Tim and Johnny have been getting quite messy with their new shifting logs experiment. Looks highly unsanitary but they seem happy.

by MostlyMoisture May 30, 2018

Shifting

Going to another Parallel reality.

"I wanna go to Hogwarts for real"
"Try Shifting"

by mrmalfoyswifey September 28, 2020