sort you out

verb To sort out means to resolve some unfinished business or problem with someone or something.

bentley's gonna sort you out!

by rich rick December 30, 2009

I Shoot You

Said after a kill is achieved on Rainbow Six 3 during Live play. "I Shoot You" is almost always followed by teabagging of the victim.

Yay!!! DadKennedy eliminated FatassVodkaChugger69 (Brandon Rodenbaugh). "I Shoot You"

by Deborah Stocker February 9, 2004

Shoot you in the face

1. shoot someone in the face by a gun

2. Mostly used when someone want to ejaculate during sex after a long time without having any sex...

Example #1

While a household is being robbed...

Le Father : Please spare my life... I have 3 daughers and 4 sons, two of them are adopted and a wife who needs me... And lots and lots of dogs and cats to feed... They'll go hungry if I die! Please everything except killing me... please :'(

Thug : Do you see this gun? I'm gonna shoot you in the face if you don't give me all your money and one of your dogs... I love dogs

Example #2

Horny dude : Hey girl, I'm horny...

Slut : Sure... You're the last guy I haven't had sex with in this class...

Horny dude : Let's get it done...

They returned home... and have sex for a while...
about 2 minutes later...

Horny dude : Shit... I think I'm gonna cum...

Slut : So soon? You suck!

Horny dude : I know... It's just that I haven't had any sex for about 4 months straight...

Slut : 0_o

Horny dude : Would you be a little doll and let me shoot you in the face?

Slut : I can't wait...

Horny dude : Arrgh.... I think I'm gonna cum... Here goes! Arrghhhhh!!!

Slut : You idiot! That went right into my eye!

by mr.exterminator420 March 31, 2013

sort you out

To give another person his share of something, typically used in a financial connotation or as means of assisting another

Give me your share of the money, and I'll place the bet. Once we win I'll sort you out.

I know you can't get it working; give me a minute or two and I'll come over there and sort you out.

by Bels November 9, 2005

You'll shoot your eye out

A popular phrase from the movie "A Chiristmas Story" that is first heard by Ralphie's mom when he asks her for a Red Ryder bb gun.

"You'll shoot your eye out, kid."

"Oh, no! I shot my eye out!"

by Kaliorsomething May 6, 2014

Shoot you in the face

What I will do to you when you least expect it.

When you get home, I'll be hiding in the corner, ready to shoot you in the face.

by OlegTheGreat April 6, 2010

I'll shoot you in the head like the fucking congresswoman!

Threatening to shoot someone in the head like congresswoman Gabrielle Gifford, who got shot

(in the head at close-range) along with a dozen

other people in the tragic Tuscon, Arizona shooting.

Bank Robber: "Put the fucking cash in the bag! Do it now and make it quick, or I'll shoot you in the head like the fucking congresswoman!"

by ribetab January 11, 2011