Shnits

A tiny bit of something, a sliver

Hey, give me a shnits of that pie!

by Samurai Silv June 10, 2018

Shnitting

When you are kntting something, while taking a dump.

"Hey man, I was shnitting this sweater for Sara last night!"
" My shnitted sweater is so warm."

by Ossural December 19, 2012

shnit

What u say u sed when u get caught swearing around little kids.

Jordan: "Shit! I mean..."
Jessi: "Jordan! There r 10 year olds here!"
Jordan: "I sed shNit. W/ an N!"
Jessi: "Yea. A silent one!"

by KSDbabe9393 March 19, 2008

Shnit

A little ungrateful kid.

One that bugs the shit out of you.

Shut up you little shnit. *slap*

by PussieFart June 21, 2009

Shnitting

When you sneeze while about to poop, and launch a turd at high speed for any discernible distance.

So my friend was walking her min-pin, and it sqwatted to poop, sneezed, and began shnitting it's turds about a foot behind it, thus scaring the crap out of everyone else.

by SharkBiscuit August 21, 2013

shnit

When you sneeze so hard some shit comes out.

Don: *AH-CHOO!*
Ashley: Oh no, you just sneezed! I hope you didn’t shnit again.
Don: Yeah, I did. I sneezed and shit my pants.

by donthemusicman May 5, 2023

shnit

another way for saying shit without getting in trouble by the Russian Revolution (look up Russian Revolution for the definition).

"Holy shnit i forgot the math homework!"

by breast grabber January 25, 2005