shmuck

Yiddish is origin very vulgar and means penis and can be used to mean and one who is an idiot and is versitile like most yiddish phrases
Oy, Vay you look like a shmuck in those farkatke cloths
by Alex February 14, 2003
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a worthless excuse for a human being inept of usefulness in a drunken stupor of self existence.... So true infact that if Ashton Kutcher went back in time and killed said "shmuck", he would be suprised to know that in the future there will be no consequences (ie. butterfly effect) for said individual and no significant change for the loss of their existence
Guy #1: i would help you but im very busy today folding my eviction notice into a paper airplane....

Guy #2: Your a Shmuck!
by IdontlieMonica November 29, 2009
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A German word originally spelled "Schmuck". The exact translation is "Jewelry". European jews used it to describe male genitals (from obvious reasons). Later on it was used to describe idiots and people they didn't like (just like the english word "prick").
"You shmuck, look what you did..."

"Look at the size of this shmuck"
by Reistlin April 13, 2005
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1. A hypocrite, dumbshit, and/or liar.

--person who you can define as a friend and ends up
screwing you over or doing something really stupid that does damage to the both of you.
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Lisa is a stupid shmuck.

You dirty shmuck. You didnt tell me anything about her.
by Ovalle May 27, 2008
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Shmuck

An illiterate person who has no common sense and no self worth with no friends who is a disgrace to all society
look at joey, he's being a total shmuck. I think I should whack 'em
by y'allmotherfuckersneedsatan April 23, 2017
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A goat's penis. Also a derogatory yiddish term used to describe a fucking moron.
Boy, that kid sure loves the shmuck.
Your sister is a slutty shmuck-stroker.
Your grandpa is such a drunken old shmuck, I hear he likes little boys.
by SuperShmuck August 28, 2003
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That gooey thing that comes out after a long day of anal.
"Omg, gurl I was leaking shmuck all day long!"
by DevilsGrass September 07, 2016
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