The Shittening

Like 'The Happening' It's the sudden realization that the shit your holding in is worse than you thought. Often when you feel you don't need to go and an immediate urge to shit heavily comes from nowhere

"Last week i was walking to work when i suddenly felt 'The Shittening' It was fucking insane!"

by ultimatetroll69 April 29, 2019

fo shitzel my schnitzel

But of course, my friend of Pan-Germanic descendancy.

German Man: Das ist gut!
American Man: Fo' shitzel my schnitzel!

by GefallenGoethe October 16, 2003

Shitzel

a poor or below average schnitzel

"Waiter, I ordered a Schnitzel, but instead you have brought me a Shitzel"

by lozmoz January 5, 2009

shitden

Shit den(then) - like how someone would regularly go 'oh shit', but another road way. It's said when you hear or see someone / something that surprises you. It's also Said when you hear or see something that's good . If something bad happens it may be said too; shitden is another way of apologising. It's said with a ghetto London accent (roadman accent) that anyone who isn't familiar with that kind of talk wouldn't understand

Example 1:
Girl:*post a sexy pic*
Boy:'shitden! She looks peng Ahlie
Boy's friend: Yh she's buff asf

Example 2:
Girl:'I quite recently started watching this show it's bare jokes!'
Boy: 'Yh but you know Alison dies in it..?'
Girl: 'wtf! Why did u tell me kmt...'
Boy: 'Shitden I didn't realise u weren't that deep into it yet.'

by Silent_t June 5, 2016

Shittens

When your cat takes a crap so big it appears as if it gave birth.

DUDE!... I found out where that smell was coming from. I checked the cat-box and it looks like my cat had a litter of shittens!

by Dexter Dougles March 20, 2010

shitzenwadda

when every birthday present you get is a piece of shit

Person 1: HEY! I got you a preeeesent!!!
Birthday Person!: Cool! What is it!?
Person 1: OPEN IT!
Person 2: A Shitzenwadda, I LOVE IT!!!
Person 1: I thought u would!

by ali gal October 2, 2007

Shitmentum

Noun.
When things get so bad that they start to overwhelm. Like momentum, but much less entertaining

As she walked into her boss's office, she could feel the shitmentum building.

by Susan L. Wordsmith August 13, 2011