Shits

Poor ass pants that only someone with an income less then $5000 a year would wear.

Are you dead fucking serious with those pants? Those shits are haggard.

by Valo September 20, 2004

shits

a nickname for money. 1 shit = 1 penny

Jordan: excuse me shop keep how much are these Haribo's?
Shop keep: £1.69 mate
Jordan: wtf! 169 shits for some haribo!!!!

by jonjon6 May 9, 2010

Shits

A slang term for diarrhea

"Sorry man, I got a bad case of the shits"

by Dadle1 January 12, 2019

shits

a word to relate the feeling of enjoyment

"Dude, why do you do that?"
"I do it for shits. Its fun, dammit!"

by Jessica April 2, 2005

Shits

The nickname of my stupid ass step-brother. He earned the nickname by shitting his pants when he was 16. See also, Crusty and Shitler

Step-brother: Hey, is Mom home?
Me: Shut up Shits.

by =w= December 13, 2004

Shits

n.

One of the two basic types of people in the world. The Shits are self righteous hypocrites that only look out for themselves and desperately crave power, status, praise, and the right to pass judgment on everything they disapprove of.

An expression first used by Jack Black in the memoir “You Can’t Win” and later referenced in the novels of William S. Burroughs. See also: Johnsons and Shits and Johnsons.

by William Lee January 23, 2004

shits

similar to calling fives on a seat. but you call shits so you can go drop a deuce and still have ur seat when u come back

Edwin: fuck dude i gotta take the browns to the super bowl if u know what i mean.
Tony: yea dude i totally know what u mean
Joy: oh man im totally taking ur seat, theres no way u get back in time for fives
Edwin: oh yea? SHITS!! pussy

by Sweet Edwin March 26, 2007