HELL HATH NO FURY LIKE AN UNSUSPECTING MULE ABOUT TO BE SADDLED WITH TWO 10-FOOT KAYAKS

The pinnacle of anger that has been attained by a jilted broad. Trust me, this is the most pissed off state of mind that a woman can get into...perhaps borderline homicidal...if not homicidal...so take heed, dawgs!

After being caught by his wife with his pants down with the neighbor in the back seat of his Chevette, Ray was subsequently "bobbited" and then castrated by his ball-and-chain during her storm of fury. Hell hath no fury like an unsuspecting mule about to be saddled with two, 10-foot kayaks.

by weave November 24, 2003

shaduled

A word used by non-English-speaking people when attempting to use the word "scheduled", without bothering to run their words through a spell-checker or translator before releasing the text to millions of customers. See also: panding.

Added: Supports Shaduled, Draft and Panding Review status.

by Web Guy March 31, 2018

Saddled up

When resting scrotum on top of another mans shaft

When Stephan saddled up old Roy and took the shaft for a ride

by Phatballs69 June 14, 2018

SaddleDrunk

meaning: Intoxicated with the Freedom of Cycling

Let's be SaddleDrunk, Intoxicated with the freedom of cycling

by SaddleDrunk May 13, 2025

Shadded

When you have been dicked down so good no one can compare.

I just got shadded last night.

by ShaddyArispe82 October 26, 2025

Shick-Shadeled

Bing drinking so profusely that the thought of consuming any more alcohol makes you vomit.

Pacific Northwest Slang derived from the Schick Shadel style of counter conditioning, which is also known as chemical aversion therapy.

I shick-shadeled myself last night from drinking too many shots of tequila. I never want to drink again.

by knife-xray January 5, 2024

to be saddled with

to be burdened with something

They don't want to be saddled with the financial burden of caring for their parents.

by mmitrolaw May 27, 2017