schooner pooner

The condition, particularly odor-wise, of a vagina after being worked well the night before.

Man, he must've hit it good last night, she's sporting some serious schooner pooner.

by Fisheye1 November 20, 2019

Schmoozer

A schmoozer can be one of two things, either:

1.) Someone with the God-given talent of saying all the right things in order to secretly manipulate a situation so that his or her own concealed goals are fulfilled.

**For example, tons of guys at the bar are schmoozers. They'll say anything a girl wants to hear so she'll be more likely to take him back to her place**

OR

2.) Someone who just charms the pants off of people for the sake of their own amusement.

Old woman: What is a strapping young man like yourself attending an old lady's 80th birthday party for?
Dude: 80? You don't look a day over 21!
Old woman: Tehe, you are quite the schmoozer!

by EloisePrettyPlease March 26, 2012

Schnooze

Taking a good nap / sleep

Brb I’m gonna go take a good schnooze

by Coolcat121 October 20, 2018

corn schooner

A loaf of crap distinguished by the presence of less than fully digested corn.

The delicious pico de gallo salsa I had on that monster burrito helped me christen a corn schooner whose maiden voyage was cut short by plumbing unable to accomodate its girth.

by Aftab Noorani II December 9, 2008

bamboo schooner

Australian slang for a bong.

1. Holy shit, look at Tim... He's turning Green! I think he might have had one to many bamboo schooners.

by liamoylan January 13, 2009

schnokered

high, stoned, drunk, three sheets to the wind

That case of beer last night had me really schnokered.

by JerryRocks September 23, 2005

schmoozer

A person skilled in the art of ingratiating small talk – talk that is business oriented, designed to both provide and solicit personal information but avoids overt pitching.

Boy, that Tony, what a schmoozer. He went to a Happy Hour and got contact information on the Senior Partner at Boogle & Walters.

by Tom LaBelle October 5, 2004