T.B.S.D.T.I.T.W

Acronym:
The Best Service Desk Technician In The World

A very rare and special service desk technician who not only can solve any problem given to him/her but does so in a unique way that makes the knob/twat/C-Level who created the call feel like it wasn't all their fault in the first place (but we all know it was).

Yo Mitch, that bitch from sales was actually happy with you slapping her down for not knowning to right-click on the folder, you T.B.S.D.T.I.T.W

by mwalker April 29, 2020

A_F_S_T_A_B

Always Fixing Shit That Aint Broken

Man-The problem isnt me .Its my friend over there he is A_F_S_T_A_B and he fucks it up worse than when he started.

by troubledemon February 12, 2010

B's can't be C's

Beggars can't be Choosers

That's all you have? Well, I'm out of money and B's can't be C's, so I'll take it.

by SunzRa August 7, 2005

L.S.V.T.I.W.M.N.T.W.I.H.O.H.M.N.V.E.T.D.T.S.C.F.T.N.K.T.T.A.T.T.R.O.T.H.T.B.D.M.D.T.A.C.T.T.M.A.O.G.H.H!

Laughing.So.Vigorously.That.It.Wakes.My.Neighbour.Terry.Who.Is.Half.Owl.Half.Man.Now.Very.Enraged.Terry.Does.The.Sacred.Call.For.The.Nocturnal.Knights.The.Twitting.And.The.Twooing.Rolls.Over.The.Hills.Talons.Break.Down.My.Door.They.Are.Coming.To.Take.Me.Away.Oh.God.Help.HELP!

Dave: Knock Knock.
Clement: Who's there?
Dave: Europe.
Clement: Europe who?
Dave: That's not a very nice thing to call me.
Clement: L.S.V.T.I.W.M.N.T.W.I.H.O.H.M.N.V.E.T.D.T.S.C.F.T.N.K.T.T.A.T.T.R.O.T.H.T.B.D.M.D.T.A.C.T.T.M.A.O.G.H.H!

by Semmelweis December 16, 2018

S.T.F.B.L.

An acrostic term used to express the phrase, "Story Telling Followed By Laughter". S.T.F.B.L often takes place when a group of friends congregate and reminisce about past events in a stress free environment.

"Yo, Russell's story last night was so funny. That chill was such a S.T.F.B.L."

by Doc. L October 10, 2009

s.o.t.b

S.O.T.B stands for Sex On The Beach
The lyrics from the song

I wanna hav s.o.t.b with him

by Barbiie. February 11, 2008

S.I.T.B

S.I.T.B means: Sex In the Biatch

oo he is definatly getting some S.I.T.B
it is also the name of a shot

by Mr.Chad October 5, 2006