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'Rumple', meaning an ecstacy tablet, has its origins in the bowels of a popular night spot in the midlands. Usually consumed by a chinned creature, often closely resembling rumplestiltskin. He will almost certainly be lost in his own mind. Hobbies chiefly include gurning.
"Excuse me mate, any chance you've got any cheeky rumples i could purchase?"
noun: A person or thing who has surpassed the usual level of doofiness. Usually sports a confused look constantly, and has a body that seems too big for them to handle properly.
"God, Steve! You're such a rumple!"
rumple by Deus Ibi Est May 24, 2006
to fold. sometimes pussy, sometimes ass. you on that kinky stuff you like to be folded into origami paper airplanes
“how’s christina?”

“she made me rumple her...”
VERSACI!”
rumple by rumpelstilskins lover August 21, 2020
Do you like my rumple
Rumple by Gang gang man July 17, 2021
Kyle's alter ego, when he gets mad or upset he turns into rumple
Watch out! You might unleash rumple
Rumple by Ayo00oo June 17, 2023

Rumple River 

The process of drinking several and consecutive shots of Rumplemintz; And in doing so, bumping into other bar patrons, slurring words and of course, drinking more Rumplemintz.
"Hey buddy! How bout we get housed on tequila shots tonight!

Ehh, I'm feeling a bit trashy. Wanna ride that dirty Rumple River instead?"
Rumple River by JayPlotz December 23, 2013