rumpling

Rumpling is the art of shaking, then smashing a beer can into ones own skull until it erupts. The rumpler then pours the beer down his throat like the blood of his enemies. Most commonly occurs at fraternal gatherings and when that really sick EDM beat drops. May lead to concussions or you just looking plain bad ass.

The first time I tried rumpling a beer I felt like the Minotaur tearing through the gates of Hades. Then I woke up in the hospital.

by @DDRislord May 12, 2016

rumple

the visible lump(s) that result from shitting your pants in underwear, briefs, or any skin-tight variant.

Diana totally has rumples in her pants, but at least her hair looks AMAZING! OMG.

by Jake Menashe May 13, 2005

Rumpled

When totally stoned and steaming. Definitely time to call it a night, but I may be able to visit KFC on my way home!

Guy: Can I get you another beer or a spliff mate?
Me: Fuck no! I'm totally rumpled, I gotta get home before I fall down.

by InTheNameOfBofA August 11, 2012

rumple

Prior to the act of anal intercourse, the gentleman produces some saliva onto his fingertips or directly onto his partners anus to lubricate the anal insurtion!

If your a gentleman you will not forget to rumple first!

"Hold on dear i still need to rumple!"

by Joe Armstrong January 19, 2006

rumple

To give the appearance of being disheveled, messy, unkempt, untidy, or scruffy to a person, object, situation, etc..

"Oops!"
"Watch out! I just got all cleaned up and now you knock me onto the ground!"
"I am so sorry. I got you all rumpled...let me help you tidy up. It's the least I can do."

by Jame$m88 May 18, 2014

rumple

a short midgetlike man or women that is weird and goofy,rumple stands for rumplestiltskin the fictional character. Who was a short deformed midget.

Micheal Cook is Rumple.

by A.W. Anonymous April 10, 2008

Rumpled

To have sex by Rumple/ Mr. Gold from the tv show, Once Upon a Time.

I was rumpled in my dream last night.

by The biggest fucking dearie December 4, 2014