rub one out

masturbate. literally, rub until you orgasm

also known as "rub it out"

What Mark Miller does copious times daily.

by MsCara April 21, 2006

Rub One Out

The act of rubbing one's sperm out in a easy flowing consistent motion.

Bubba: " Yeah gotta go home, put on my purple nikes, get my smokes, rub one out, shave my pubes, && bum a ride."

by Puddin0987654 September 10, 2010

rub one out

To rub one out means for a guy to put all his hands on his dick and then pull & stroke his joy-stick until he has a rub-gasm and blows his load preferably into his own mouth.

Sometimes, all I can think about is guys and their dicks and I just have to rub one out!

by USAF Cadet January 27, 2021

rub one out

when a male polishes his peuter until climax, then proceeds to bust a nut.

i was wathcing womens curling yesterday then i rubbed one out real sly like

by assplunder October 29, 2003

Rub One Out

To masturbate until ejaculation.

"Dude. i was so horny last night i had to rub one out."

by DingingBell May 22, 2025

Rub One Out Of The Way

Masturbating in order to dispel distracting thoughts of sex while working/studying/trying to focus on something else.

I need to rub one out of the way so I can focus on studying for my midterms.

by whitedevilwhitedevil May 7, 2013

Rub one out of spite

To masturbate out of spite; to angerbate

She hates it when I jack off, so I'm going to rub one out of spite.

by ianjy May 19, 2009