rub one out 

masturbate. literally, rub until you orgasm

also known as "rub it out"

What Mark Miller does copious times daily.

rub one out by MsCara April 21, 2006

Rub One Out 

The act of rubbing one's sperm out in a easy flowing consistent motion.

Bubba: " Yeah gotta go home, put on my purple nikes, get my smokes, rub one out, shave my pubes, && bum a ride."

Rub One Out by Puddin0987654 September 10, 2010

rub one out 

To rub one out means for a guy to put all his hands on his dick and then pull & stroke his joy-stick until he has a rub-gasm and blows his load preferably into his own mouth.

Sometimes, all I can think about is guys and their dicks and I just have to rub one out!

rub one out by USAF Cadet January 27, 2021

rub one out 

when a male polishes his peuter until climax, then proceeds to bust a nut.

i was wathcing womens curling yesterday then i rubbed one out real sly like

rub one out by assplunder October 29, 2003

Rub One Out 

To masturbate until ejaculation.

"Dude. i was so horny last night i had to rub one out."

Rub One Out by DingingBell May 22, 2025

Rub One Out Of The Way 

Masturbating in order to dispel distracting thoughts of sex while working/studying/trying to focus on something else.

I need to rub one out of the way so I can focus on studying for my midterms.

Rub One Out Of The Way by whitedevilwhitedevil May 7, 2013

Rub one out of spite

To masturbate out of spite; to angerbate

She hates it when I jack off, so I'm going to rub one out of spite.

Rub one out of spite by ianjy May 19, 2009