(wroo-tāřd) n. An angry australian man who spends his days and nights on a drug fueled rant in the mocospace news and politics forum. Common topics of interest include China, ameritards, Heath Ledger, pommy drongos, Kim Jong Il, one child law soup and communism. The Rootard's drug fueled obsession with American foreign policy often leads to him touting the virtues of Communist China. But even when faced with facts of China's horrible human rights violations, a rootard will invariably turn the subject to that of American foreign policies. When posed with the question of why he doesn't live in China, the rootard will inevitably fly into a tangent about how if he could live there he would in a second and often uses his standard adage "I wouldn't live in the United States, even if you paid me a million dollars."
by SuD0N1m July 14, 2011
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Get the rowtarded mug.A supporter of Ron Paul, typically sporting a wicked case of isolationism, with a heaping helping of racism on the side.
"Based on the lame, scripted comments she left, I could tell she was a Rontard before I even visited her profile page."
by Kafir Alalazoo February 3, 2008
Get the Rontard mug.A Robtard is someone called Rob that does retarded things such as racing people across motorways!
Robtards are even more retarded than retards. They claim to only do stupid things because they look fun, "regardless of the stupidity or risk".
Robtards may commonly be mistaken for giraffes, or a person resembling one. If one is found, please return it to Africa ASAP, preferably in a crate full of bird-eating spiders.
Warning - do not approach a Robtard. Failure to heed this warning may result in yourself ending up in a bush, pushed off a wall, poked to death or covered in hornets. You have been warned.
Robtards are even more retarded than retards. They claim to only do stupid things because they look fun, "regardless of the stupidity or risk".
Robtards may commonly be mistaken for giraffes, or a person resembling one. If one is found, please return it to Africa ASAP, preferably in a crate full of bird-eating spiders.
Warning - do not approach a Robtard. Failure to heed this warning may result in yourself ending up in a bush, pushed off a wall, poked to death or covered in hornets. You have been warned.
by Wankcell May 27, 2008
Get the Robtard mug.Someone who acts like a total tool, disrespects others who are above them, has no idea what they are talking about and while sitting on their own high horse, usually wear a tie.
This can also apply to noobs who have been outstanding in their abilities to shine well below the norm!
A true Roytard likes to quote - "I want to bring back sexy"
This can also apply to noobs who have been outstanding in their abilities to shine well below the norm!
A true Roytard likes to quote - "I want to bring back sexy"
by JohnnieJohnJohn November 10, 2008
Get the Roytard mug.A term used to describe a supporter of Ron Paul. Rontards are often internet spammers who will post link after link to prisonplanet articles or youtube videos yet, will never quote anything from the mainstream media because they believe it is run by neo-fascists who want to kill us all. Rontards believe that only they support the constitution yet seem to have major issues with rights, such as the 'freedom of the press', when they are used against them. Other words to describe the bulk of Rontards include; Conspiracy theorists, white supremacists, high schoolers, and brain-dead stoners.
by robada January 10, 2009
Get the rontard mug.A “vegan” who thinks there's something wrong with eating cooked food, and devotes themself to abstaining from cooked foods for an extended period of time. They may subscribe to a raw-food vegan diet for misguided health, spiritual, trendy, or other bullshit woo-woo reasons. Instead of pursuing a healthy and sustainable vegan diet that includes both raw and cooked foods, they choose to eat only an extremely limited diet (often just raw fruits), often leading to caloric deficiency, nutritional deficiencies, physical illness, insanity, hatred of vegans/veganism, and ultimately becoming a meatard (very often a zealous raw-meatard) and dying of a heart-attack, cancer, e-coli, or suicide.
Rawtards are very often narcissistic loons who spend months or even years promoting the “magic” of raw-food vegan diets on Youtube before the excessively restricted diet ultimately leads them to failing health, cravings, or they just get caught wearing leather shoes and exposed as “not a real vegan”, which pushes them to conspicuously shun veganism and enthusiastically embrace a daily blood-sacrifice of unnecessary animal exploitation. They typically go from “Look at me! Look at me! I'm a raw-food vegan! You should do what I do!”, to, “Look at me! Look at me! I eat dead animals' bodies! You should do what I do!”, usually with a very brief period of “apologising” to, and “asking for understanding” from the vegan community which they have betrayed and disgraced.
Rawtards are very often narcissistic loons who spend months or even years promoting the “magic” of raw-food vegan diets on Youtube before the excessively restricted diet ultimately leads them to failing health, cravings, or they just get caught wearing leather shoes and exposed as “not a real vegan”, which pushes them to conspicuously shun veganism and enthusiastically embrace a daily blood-sacrifice of unnecessary animal exploitation. They typically go from “Look at me! Look at me! I'm a raw-food vegan! You should do what I do!”, to, “Look at me! Look at me! I eat dead animals' bodies! You should do what I do!”, usually with a very brief period of “apologising” to, and “asking for understanding” from the vegan community which they have betrayed and disgraced.
“You heard there's another vegan Youtuber who started eating raw meat?”
“Yeah, another fucking rawtard who almost starved herself to death. Now she thinks raw meat is healthier than a bean-burger.”
“Yeah, another fucking rawtard who almost starved herself to death. Now she thinks raw meat is healthier than a bean-burger.”
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