Roaming Rule

The Roaming Rule applies to all relationships, just like with your mobile phone network i.e 02 - when you go abroad, you turn off roaming charges...! When you go away with the lads...'roaming charges' are off...

Girl: "I can't believe you shagged another bird in Magaluf..."
Boy: "Doesn't count, the Roaming Rule comes into play when the plane touches down..."

by Woolfy47 May 22, 2015

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Dirty Roaming

To take ones cellular device and place it between your ass cheeks, (preferably when soiled and moist) for roughly 5 minutes. Then place the phone on a table or somewhere a loved one will her it ring. Proceed to call the phone and watch their face once they get a smell of your sweaty, vinegary open ass!

Last week after mowing my lawn and my crack was dripping a hybrid mix of mud and sweat, I though it would be nice to walk around the house with my wife's phone stuck way up close to my bung. I placed the phone on the kitchen counter and called it, my wife not only answered the phone and immediately threw it to the ground, she actually vomited and cracked the screen giving her "dirty roaming".

by NIKKY T February 2, 2014

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Roaming Gnomes

Little, dwarf-like creatures with pointy red hats. By day, you may see them frolick merrily in people's gardens alongside tulips and fresh soil, though at night they are rumored to steal your undergarments, preferably socks. Some believe this is in protest of them being decorative lawn ornamnents.

Mom! That thing on the lawn stole my sock again!

by IndieGirl March 2, 2005

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