Roger Moore

In the Bond franchise, the equivalent of one of those Chinese dinners. You'll want to watch his movies again and again ... and ten minutes after the end credits, you'll wonder why. How he managed to swing a record seven Bond movies is one of the universe's most arcane mysteries. The only Bond actor who could have made Richard Kiel's "Jaws" look good. Christopher Walken gave him one wrinkle too many in his last Bond outing, and Moore was mercifully retired.
On the plus side, he won quadruple gold in the 1952 Olympic Games ... in that sadly forgotten event, the eyebrow-raise.

Good evening, darling. The name's Moore. Roger Moore. I hear you throw pots. (Looks down lewdly and VERY obviously, glimpse of his pearly teeth, eyebrows raised). Ah, yes, and you have two gorgeous jugs as well. Shall we dine at the Ritz, my dear?

Roger Moore by Fearman August 4, 2007

Roger Moore

An author for TSR/Wizards of the Coast that made many contributions to their roleplaying games before he moved on and made even better contributions to his family and friends.

Come Thanksgiving, I'll have to list Roger Moore as someone I'm thankful for.

Roger Moore by Jane Cochran May 9, 2005

Roger Moore

Penguin Lover. One who has an unseemly attraction to flightless waterfowl.

Keep the penguins locked up, or some Roger Moore will be giving them chlamydia again.

Roger Moore by Jane Cochran May 9, 2005

Roger Moore

A piss-poor James Bond. Is a horrible actor, and maybe the fact that he had to follow the allmighty Sean Connery who is my favorite actor and who is one bad motherfucker. Cockney rhyming slang for whore

He's a fookin' Roger Moore!

Roger Moore by Zak January 22, 2004

Roger Moore

An ugly, mysogonistic, slutty man who thinks he is very attractive.

"I'd never go out with him. He's a total Roger Moore"

Roger Moore by Anna January 7, 2004

Roger Moore

The handsomest James Bond. Best person too (seriously he was a great dude). Already was known for being incredibly hot, he always played hot guys on TV before Bond (i.e. Simon Templar aka the Saint and Lord Sinclair in The Persuaders).

Aged pretty well

Oh, Roger Moore, marry me!

Roger Moore by EasternEuropeanSlavLover March 22, 2026

The Old Roger Moore 

The Old Roger Moore: Someone who talks a lot of shit and acts tough but never matches it with actions.

(not to be confused with the sexual act of Roger Mooring)

Ex 1: "All you ever do is give it the ol' Roger Moore"

Ex 2: "Look at that prat giving it the old Roger Moore"

The Old Roger Moore by Poison Bananas July 28, 2010