robgasm

it happens when you look at an extremely hot picture of robert pattinson.

or you watch him on TV.

or you by some chance come into close proximity with him.

Interviewer: So, Rob, how's the weather?

Rob: I err, ehh, I dunno...I guess it's...er...uhh *smiles and runs hand through hair*

Fangirls: *robgasm*

by saaaaarah?!?!? August 28, 2008

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rorgasm

An orgasm of righteousness.
1. Being the winner in an argument that you have been so passionate about, that being right induces sexual pleasure.

2. When holiness, or divinity is so intense, that one cannot help but have an orgasm.

1. NERD1: Dude im telling you, Frodo died in the end of Lord of the Rings
NERD2: BULLSHIT HE DID YOU LITTLE SHIT! IM CALLING TOLKEIN!
...on the phone with tolkein...
NERD2: Hey J.R. Tolkein, frodo didnt die in the end of lord of the rings did he?!
J.R.TOLKEIN: FUCK NO HE DIDNT! YOU TELL THAT BITCH OF A DOUCHE TO FUCK OFF AND READ THE BOOKS!!!
...the next day...
NERD2 to NERD1: DUDE I JUST TALKED TO TOLKEIN AND FRODO DIDN'T DIE IN THE END!!! OMG PLEASUREZORZ!!
*nerd2 then proceeds to send a cum shot in the eye of nerd1 hence the rorgasm*

2. DUDE1: JESUS CHRIST i had my bitch read me the bible last night, and i totally had a rorgasm all over her.
DUDE2: dude watch where your saying the lords name in vain! i almost had one right there

by g@ng$t@ |B@nd1t April 9, 2008

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